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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. peachygogh

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    You will have a comfortable temperature, but the air in the classroom is heavily polluted.

    I wish I could read minds when I wanted to
     
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    Granted, but you can only read the minds of rats. Have fun!

    I wish I had pancakes right now.
     
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    Granted, but they are flavored with rotting human flesh

    I wish that I wasn't socially awkward
     
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    Granted! You are no longer socially awkward. You as poised and comfortable as a swan gliding on a crystal pond, however, you are universally despised.

    I wish I could go on holiday.
     
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    Granted but only for one second

    I wish my best friend would love me back
     
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    Granted, but now you no longer love, or even like them.

    I wish I didn't have homework this weekend.
     
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    Granted, but next weekend, you'll have five essays to do.

    I wish I was a better writer...
     
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    Granted but now you only can write in Latin.


    I wish I was more confident I'll find someone.
     
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    Granted, you're more confident... But you never actually find somebody. (Oh man I actually kinda feel bad about writing that. I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!)
     
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    Your non-existant wish has been granted but now you hump llamas at noon

    I wish I could decide what kind of person I prefer, sweet or dominating... >///<
     
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    Granted, you have decided to be dominating, but you dominate too hard...

    I wish I came out.

    ---------- Post added 26th Aug 2016 at 04:23 PM ----------

    That made me lol.
     
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    Granted, but you regret it horribly.

    I wish I could understand everything in the universe (or multiverse, as the case may be.)
     
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    Granted, but you go insane and turn into a dorito >w>

    I wish I had Journal 3
     
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    Granted but someone finds it and posts everything you write online and everybody but you knows about it

    I wish my crush liked me back
     
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    ...But every time you looked at them you only saw their faults

    I wish that I could hang out with anyone I want
     
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    Granted but they get eaten by crocodiles

    I wish my insane dorito is real and loves me
     
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    Granted, but they turn out to be an off-brand "extreme tortilla chip" instead of a true dorito~~

    I wish for an end to the stress x.x
     
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    Your stress will end but so will your happiness

    I wish for a job that is easy but pays well
     
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    Granted but you have to work 24/7

    I wish for a sandwich that has nothing wrong with it and nothing bad can happen to me for eating it
     
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    Wish granted but one isn't enough

    I wish for a trip to a rock concert