Corrupt A Wish

Granted but since you dont gain weight you are only losing weight so you turn into a skeleton with skin

I wish I had BO3 and Fallout 4 early

 

Granted, they are highly glitchy and not to mention, far worse than the offical releases.

I wish Death Metal became mainstream.

 

Granted, but everyone gets all the band names wrong and refuse to learn anything about the bands.
(Nice taste in music though)

I wish I had more motivation.

 

Granted! but you have motivation to accomplish things that don't need to be done and no time left for the important stuff.

I wish I could find the perfect haircut

 

Granted! But then all of a sudden someone throws gum in your hair and you have to shave off the perfect haircut. womp womp


I wish I was a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. (The black one)

 

Granted, but you die on the first day.

I wish that this was a perfect world.

 

Granted, but the world is so perfect that it's boring.

I wish I could breath under water

 

Granted, but you've only got 10 mins each time and you can only breathe in certain types of water (seawater)

I wish I could finish writing my chapter.

 

Granted, but the chapter sucks and you have to rewrite it.

I wish I didn't have writer's block right now...

 

Granted, but you can only write porn, in churches.

I wish that I had a pizza.

 

Granted! But you drop it on the floor, the cheese side down. Bummer.


I wish I could stop eating my leftover Halloween candy.

 

Granted, but then gnomes come and steal it.

I wish I could think clearly.

 

Granted. But now you can't see clearly. Or hear clearly. Or speak clearly. Or read clearly. So, clearly, you can't read this.

I wish I understood people better

 

Granted but now no one can understand what you say or do

I wish I could present as female

 

Granted, but you take over the body of someone you don't like in the process.

I wish I could make it Friday

 

Granted, but Friday is now the beginning of the school/work week.

I wish I could have peace of mind.

 

Granted but now you're arrested for possible murder as you now have someones brain

I wish Liverpool would win the Premier League

 

wish granted! but they all explode and u dround in apple juice!

 

U do!! but u got sick that day & couldn't go!

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i wish i could fly!

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wish granted! but its so much peace that unicorns & butterflys come in to your mind & their kindness drives u crazy!

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i wish i had super powers!

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wish granted! but now all the food in the house is gone exept 4 halloeen candy & u starve!:tears:

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granted! but now u can not breath on land!:lol:

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i wish school would end an hour earler every day

 

Granted, but you have to go to school all year.

I wish I were mentally healthy.