Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you can only pick up light objects.

I wish I owned a boat.

 

Granted, but it leaks periodically whenever you use it, and you must rush to find the problem and fix it every time.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time.

 

Granted, but then you will never be able to sleep again. Plus the Sandman is out to get you for this.


I wish I had both my ears pierced already.

 

Granted. enjoy your lead piercings!

I wish I would get off my ass and get myself a profile pic

 

Granted, but it's of your least favourite actor/actress.

I wish I were a dog.

 

Granted. But you're a hot dog. Sorry. I was hungry.

I wish it was tomorrow already

 

Granted! But you missed the day where they were handing out $1,000,000 to everyone on this site.

I wish we used eggs as money.

 

Granted, but the hens (and so will the eggs) will die out a week after using them for currency.

I wish I had more money.

 

Granted, but you'll get robbed.

I wish I had some coffee right now

 

Granted! You have a bag of coffee beans, but find yourself stranded in the middle of the Sahara desert...and not an oasis or coffee maker in sight.

I wish everyone lived in simple tree-houses.

 

Granted, but now gravity is much higher, making it really hard to climb a tree in the first place.

I wish I had chocolate right now.

 

Granted. The thing is 70 people spit on your chocolate. Happy eating.


I wish I had a reindeer, so then I can visit good Old St Nick at the north pole.

 

Granted! But when you get there, he makes you work alongside the elves for 18 hours a day, making toys. And here we thought those sweat-shops in China were bad.

I wish the Grinch would steal Christmas.

 

Granted, but he gives it back after a few seconds.

I wish I could live in a fictional world of my choosing.

 

Granted, but it's also inhabited by evil, vampire Smurfs.

I wish the earth had three moons.

 

Granted, but now the gravitational pull of all three moons negates waves in the ocean, making surfing impossible, along with most boating and aquatic sports.

I wish people weren't so annoying.

 

Granted! But now dogs and cats can talk, and become 100 times as annoying.

I wish I was the Supreme Ruler of the World, and all had to obey my every command, and I could never be overthrown or lose power. All would have to worship my awesome power!

 

Granted, but you become increasingly lonely and sad and you eventually give up all the power in hopes of having friends and possible a boyfriend.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

 

Grantend but you can only make thing hit your face

I wish I was in Sydney, Australia

 

Granted, but you are there at this very moment with nothing but the clothes that you are wearing and the last thing you touched.

I wish I could eat whatever I want without having to worry about gaining weight.