I'm heterosexual, the way God intended it to be. Or God intended marriage to be between a man and woman. Or God didn't make gays. They're made by Satan. What's your comeback if people make these claims?
Honestly, my response to all of these is 'If your god is all powerful, and didn't want something to be so, then why would it exist?' Not the best, but it shuts most people up.
I usually just say, "How do you know? Did he tell you? Oh, it says in the bible? Where in the bible?" And I keep on asking until they give me solid evidence. Otherwise, their points are invalid.
My comebacks: "So all the documented cases of homosexuality in animals... were they intended by your god to be homosexual?" Oh, this one. I've had a field day with this one before; basically my response boils down to this: "Really? Because I can look in the bible and find other definitions of marriage, such as "God" commanding women to marry their rapists, or for a man to be able to take multiple wives, or for a rapist to pay the father of his victim fifty shekels to buy her as a wife. Are those 'definitions' of marriage applicable today?" I've never actually come across this one, so I've got nothing. I just hear the usual rhetoric about homosexuality being a "choice", but I've never heard this one.
I don't know about answers to these, but I have my response if someone tells me I'm going to hell: "Thats cool, I like warmer weather."
Well, they usually just say that Satan is corrupting our minds...or something like that. And as much I like your comebacks, they'll likely just refute them and say 1. We are not animals and 2. We have free will and it's an evil choice and blah blah blah...
I typically just ignore these, but since this is a perfect opportunity for me to be a smart ass... "I'm heterosexual, the way God intended it to be." -Ouch, dude. Well, guess I wasn't made by that guy. Ah well, I'm cooler that way anyway. "God intended marriage to be between a man and a woman." -God's missing out, don't ya think? OR -If you wanted to tell me to never get married, you could've just said so, yeesh. "God didn't make gays. They're made by Satan." -I don't think God made judgmental assholes either. Greetings, fellow Satan spawn. OR -I prefer to think we were all stardust that got thrown together. No need to discuss the middle man. Besides, we're all people existing in this reality, so why not just deal with differences instead of insulting another pile of stardust for being that particular pile of stardust?
Um... So what's your back-up, kind sir? Because I am pretty sure the theology master is standing right in front of you. First off, how the hell can a FALLEN ANGEL make beings with souls? Gays have no souls, you say? Well then explain why heterosexuals have souls. It's common knowledge, dingus. Everybody gots a soul. If not, we would be like that rock over there. Do you think you're a rock? Didn't think so.
I'd say god intended for everyone's design. We did sign a contract before possessing the bodies we've now. Marriage is only between a man and a women is because that's what you're use to. Then finally I'd say God made everyone and plus I don't believe in Satan... soooo... yeah XD
I can't bring myself to care about these idiots opinions. I only ask that these people do not fuck up other people's lives because of these stupid opinions.
"God doesn't make mistakes." - If I believed in God, or any other higher power, then I would probably say this.