Waiter, there's a _____ in my soup!

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  1. Images and Words

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    Waiter: oh, nope. that's mine.

    Waiter, my soup is made up, almost entirely of sand
     
    #21 Images and Words, Jun 29, 2015
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    Did you not order the "beach club special"?! I'm sorry but we made you the soup at your request and there will be no refunds or returns. If you are not pleased with our beach club special you may order a second soup, at your own expense.



    Waiter, there's a samurai pizza cat in my soup.
     
    #22 Emmanuella, Jun 29, 2015
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    Waiter: Indeed-he's my partner, and we're here to rob your money. Now, hand over the cash.

    Waiter, there's an ingrown toenail in my soup...which seems oddly like mine...how did you get this?! I'm suing the restaurant for breaking into my house!
     
    #23 LogicNoSense, Jun 29, 2015
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    Waiter: Wait, please! Would you prefer toe jam instead?!

    Waiter, what the fudge is this? My soup has a horseshoe in it. Do you cook horse?! D:

    I demand to see your boss!
     
    #24 The Wallflower, Jun 29, 2015
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    Waiter: Don't worry, it's just for good luck. Lucky you found it before you had any more horse soup!

    Waiter, there's a cryptic message detailing the location of the holy grail in my soup.
     
    #25 lettuce, Jun 29, 2015
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    You ordered the mystery soup didn't you?

    Waiter there is a drowning old man in my soup
     
    #26 happydavid, Jun 29, 2015
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    waiter: oh sorry thats my epileptic grandpa
    waiter, theres a porn mag in my soup i demand more or im suing!!!
     
    #27 Anastaisa_Lynn_14, Jun 29, 2015
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    I'm sorry we only realised you ordered prawn soup

    Why is there a electric fence in my soup
     
    #28 happydavid, Jun 29, 2015
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    Do you not like excitement?

    Waiter, why there is my 8th grade math teacher in my soup?
     
    #29 baconpox, Jun 29, 2015
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    Is that not normal???

    Waiter, there's a Donald Trump in my soup
     
    #30 Chi and Bashful, Jun 29, 2015
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    At least it will have a rich taste

    Waiter there is a small country in my soup
     
    #31 happydavid, Jun 29, 2015
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    WELL, You said you wanted Turkey Soup....

    Waiter, there's potato in my soup.
     
    #32 Azrael, Jun 29, 2015
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    That's not a potato, it's a stone!

    Waiter! There's lubricant in my soup!
     
    #33 HuskyPup, Jun 29, 2015
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    Be careful that soup is slippery when wet
    Waiter, there's a pink T-rex in my soup
     
    #34 Chi and Bashful, Jun 29, 2015
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    I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood your order. I thought you said you wanted the t-rex in your soup to be cooked rare. I can bring it back to the kitchen and heat it up more if you'd like.

    Waiter, there's a refrigerator in my soup.
     
    #35 bubbles123, Jun 29, 2015
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    Is it running?

    Waiter! there's a Beatles CD in my Soup!
     
    #36 MetalRice, Jun 29, 2015
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    Well, we add some Sgt. Peppers to spice up the flavour.


    Waiter, there's a disconcerting sense of ennui in my soup.
     
    #37 TigerInATophat, Jun 29, 2015
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    Let me consult my dictionary so I can find the best way to help

    Waiter there's a pair of glasses, toupee, and a fake mustache in my soup
     
    #38 Chi and Bashful, Jun 29, 2015
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    Did you not order the soup in disguise?

    Waiter, there's a voodoo doll in my soup!
     
    #39 annibomb, Jun 29, 2015
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    Don't worry, we won't charge you extra for it

    Waiter, there's a written recipe in my soup
     
    #40 Ruby Dragon, Jun 30, 2015
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