Corrupt A Wish

granted, but an invasion of endermen and creepers destroy it

i wish i didnt have to go to school today

 

Granted, but you miss something very important that will be a major test component.

I wish my throat stopped hurting.

 

granted, but your foot starts hurting

i wish i had an uncorrupted wish

 

wish granted. but it burns down and your now homeless

 

I wish maths wasn't so hard X_X

 

Granted. Math is easy, but now everything else is hard.

I wish my house would magically clean itself.

 

Granted, but it also cleaned itself out and you have no furniture

I wish i didn't feel sick

 

Granted. Now you don't feel sick at all, but you're still sick. You unknowingly infect everyone you know.

I wish my electronic devices were always fully charged.

 

Granted, but your electronics die faster because they're always on.

I wish to go to a Nickelback concert.

 

Granted. Too bad a group of super-sfan burn down the town the concert's at, minutes before it was to start.

I wish I knew how to pay for everything I want.

 

Omg, you should have seen the face I pulled at having my wish granted and then torn away like that, it was pretty good xD

I wish I had a giraffe.

 

Sorry, forgot to corrupt the previous wish.

Granted, you figured out a way to pay for everything you want, but you forgot something else very important in exchange.

 

Granted, but it's dead.

I wish I could meke awesome houses in minecraft.

 

Granted, but underneath those houses is an underground lake, so the houses slowly sink.

I wish I wasn't nervous.

 

Granted. Now you're angry at everyone all the time and everyone hates you.

I wish I wasn't depressed.

 

Wish granted, but now you are Marvin.

I wish I was allowed to cross dress.

 

Granted, but all the girl clothes you have access to are too small.

I wish all my homework was done.

 

Granted, but ti's all done wrong.

I wish I clould come up with another wish.

 

Granted, but...I have dyslexia and read your wish wrong, so instead you get the opposite of what you wished for.

I wish for a real chocobo.

 

Granted. Too bad it got hit by a car right outside of your house. The driver also dies. Better luck next time