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    unicorns!
    why won't the skeleton dance?
     
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    The skeleton has two left feet (literally)

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    Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour a 9x9 inch pan or line a muffin pan with paper liners.

    In a medium bowl, cream together the sugar and butter. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Combine flour and baking powder, add to the creamed mixture and mix well. Finally stir in the milk until batter is smooth. Pour or spoon batter into the prepared pan.

    Bake for 30 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven. For cupcakes, bake 20 to 25 minutes. Cake is done when it springs back to the touch.




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    It's a giraffe

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    A cold banana being played with a violin bow

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    Sand


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    Dog fur that has fallen on the couch.

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    Because terrible sideburns are unattractive.

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    To clear your throat.

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    Actually she isn't on Earth, she went to the moon.
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    replacing it with another.

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    Yes, they can hold their breath for over 15 minutes.
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    because his gloves wont fit over his toes

    has anyone ever figured out why Mary Mary Quite Contrary was so contrary?
     
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    Because Mary actually had a little lamb

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    From its inventor Professor William Red-Sea.

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    Because meth is fun!

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    Because they might get sick and die in the middle of working, then the tree octopi would become very angry and start an uprising among the dark oaks that are not trees, but actually dark chocolate.

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    Because your head shrinks!

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    Because she is sickened at the attitude of the tree octopi that started an uprising among the dark chocolate oaks!

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