Because on the seventeenth day God (A female middle aged Mexican truck driver) got a bit bored and decided to make that rule up. What is the difference between a particle with a spin that's 1/2 and one with a spin that's -1/2?
She wasn't asking anything, since two question marks cancel each other out. Why do people try to feed their carnivore pets vegan diets?
Because Ostriches have low self-confidence What is the religion with the most followers in the world?
The religion of Colinism, made by Colin, a guy with a god complex. Its rivals are Andrewism, Matthewism, and Eric. Yes, just "Eric". Does magic exist?
I heard it's having a gathering How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Because they don't have psychedelic mango vision. Why hasn't anyone bought the naming rights to the Moon and called it "The Pizza Hut Natural Satellite"?