Funny responses you got when you came out

my friend was trying to get me to tell her who I liked and I told her who it was and it was a girl
BFF:" AWWW!" she spazzed for a second then went dead silent and looked in deep thought/
me: "what?"
BFF: "I'm trying to think of a ship name"
after a few minutes she speaks again
BFF:"this is hard."
Me: "too many vowels?"
BFF: "too many vowels."
She is the best

 

I absolutely adore this thread. So many feels.

 

I've only fully come out to two people, but my friends are great.

Me: Well, I like guys, but I also want to be a guy.
Friend: really?
Me: Yup
a few months ago when I was over at the same friends house and we were talking:
Friend: You know, I used to think you were a lesbian.
I literally could not have been any more wrong!
Me: I guess not!
We both crack up.

 

Friend: Bi? Huh?
It was funny because he had no idea what I meant. I think.

 

Me: I.. I.. like girls you know..
Dad: Oh.. me too!

 

Me: Well, I'm gay.
Friend: Haven't you already said to me before?

 

I came out as non-binary to a group of people recently, and one of them messaged me saying well done on telling everyone, but she already knew a while ago. XD

 

When I came put to one of my female friends she said,
"Arnen't dicks awesome?"

 

Me: I love girls.
My Friend: But you don't like fish.

 

So I was telling a friend about a conversation between myself and an acquaintance and mentioned something that the acquaintance said which I found disrespectful . A different friend overheard a bit and the conversation went a little like :
A- what was disrespectful?
Me- nothing
A- about your gender?
Me (surprised)- yeah I guess
B(a different friend )- what is this? Are you coming out ?
Me- what?!
A- honestly we'd have been more surprised if you weren't

Maybe you had to be there , but it was pretty funny..

 

My male friend and I were talking about who we like, and I accidentally came out to him when I used "she" instead of "he." The conversation continued, and it seemed like he didn't notice the mistake. After a few minutes he said, and I quote,

 

:lol::lol:

 

My sister used to always joke that when I was older that she was going to take me to a male strip club, and when I came out to her she asked me, "So do I have to take you to a regular strip club now?"

 

Me and a Friend at a metal show:
Friend: Good job on coming out on Instagram.
Me: Thank you.
Later that night during one of the bands:
Friend: STOP LOOKING AT THEIR BUTTS!!!
Me: :dry:

 

I was chatting through fb with A ( my best friend guy) We spoke about G (my best friend, biggest enemy, almost like sister to me). She told me few days ago that if one of her friends would be gay she would rape him in order to make him straight

Me: Brendis ten brendis kalbėjo (It was brandy talking, not she)

A: Sober man's thoughts drunk man's words. Tai reikia brendžio ir pasakyt kad aš gėjus damn ( So I need brandy and say that I'm gay)

Me: Ir jos vaikinas tave užmuša (And her boyfriend will kill you)

A: Kodėl? Ji mane išprievartavo ką aš blogo. Jos vaikinas jaučiu ne gėjus todėl he aint getting it. ir dėl to užmuštų ? (Why? She raped me, What I have done bad? Her boyfrien isin't gay, he aint getting it. and killing because of that?)
A: Piktas nes daug kas gėjais ***** netikėtai pavirsta (Angry because a lot of males unexpectedly become gays in (name of my town)

Me: Nes jo merginą išprovokavai Kas nors ką nors taip padarytų, ją išprovokuotų aš pati tą ką nors užmuščiau Nereikia gražios meilės griauti ir šeip būtų gražu jeigu jie kartu liktų per amžius amen ( cuz you provoked his girlfriend. If someone realy provoked her I would kill them myself. G should stay forever with her boyfriend)

A: Jei mano orentacija jai maišo ( marškinėliai ant kurių užrašyta I am gay) maišo ir ji nori įrodyt kitos komandos pranašumas čia kaip būna maximoj duoda tik paragaut sūrio (if my sexual orantation seems to be inappropriate to her (Lets say I have shirt which says "I am gay") and she just want to show that her team is the best? It is like tasting cheese in "maxima")

Me: Fu, Plius tu jau meluotum Jei tu nori permiegot su mergina tavo orentacija hetero, na arba bent jau bi, pan ir pan, bet ne homo taigi tu jau meluotum
ir nusikalstum (Ew.. You would be lying. If you want to sleep with girl you are hetero, or bi, or pan, but not homoseksual, so you would lie!)

A: I am double agent

Me: are You?

A: Žiūrint kas klausia ar tu ar tavo sesė (It depends on who is asking, you or your sister)

I: šitam pokalbyje aš esu vienintelė dviguba agentė ( I am the only one double agent in this conversation)

A: Fuckkkkkkkk

 

Me: I'm gay.
Brother: Hey we can talk about girls together!!

 

I told one of my best friends whom I love with about my gender the other day. I was a bit concerned how he'd respond, as we live under the same roof I figured it might be awkward. His response? "As long as you have big t*ts and still smoke weed with me I support you 100%." Best. reaction. ever.

My best female friend had a funny reaction as well. When I came out to her, her immediate response was "Oh god, are you gunna ask to borrow my clothes?"

I love my friends ^^

 

So saaaaad! It wil happen one day tho

 

Well I have only told 5 people, one being my boyfriend and 4 others being my dad, step-mom, step-brother, and closest sister (since I really have no relationship with my other 2 sisters or my real mom) Anyway, I don't have any immediate close friends but do plan to tell some acquaintances from here on.

My responses aren't very funny but I appreciated them!

So I emailed my family a long letter telling them how I felt, and I got an email back from my dad saying that he accepted me and all that good stuff. But what threw me off guard is that he said I had always reminded him of Rachael Maddow, a lesbian reporter on t.v. because he thought she was smart and stylish, but he never wanted to tell me because he didn't want to offend me since she was gay. And then he went on to say "Cats out of the bag now!"

I laughed and smiled at this, I have the best dad ever.

Funny enough my sister and step-mom both replied to me via text and said, I wouldn't care if you were purple.

And my brother said, "We cool, as always *thumbs up emoji* you good?"

So everything has been only positive, no funnies yet!