Funny responses you got when you came out

yesterday there were 4 of my friends and myself having a uni club meeting,lets call them A,K, N and S.3 of which knew i am gay ( N being my ex), so K, N and S know im gay and are cool with it, but A didnt. the fuuny part came when K and S were leaving to the bus station and K stood there and said shes waiting for me to come too, when suddenly N blurts out " oh so shes your girlfriend now?!" and A looks in shock and says "what!whos got a girlfriend now? im lost" and i laughed and said no shes not my girlfriend, but im gay if ur wondering (to A), so shes like is K gay too! and i said no she straight *sigh* it was just funny, i stood there and laughed...

 

S = Female friend, who knew I was bi. (Thought that for ages ><)
B = Ex-boyfriend, who I'm still friends with. Split because of stubborness, not sexuality.

Me: Uh...I just came out to B...
S:...Came out?
Me:Yeah, technically I'm a lesbian. ^^ I'm only a bit Bi-Romantic. You didn't know that...?
S:Yes, but you still find men attractive, don't you?
Me:Faces only. ^^ I can appreciate the cute. That is all.
S:*Sigh* to many strange sexualities nowadays -.-
Me:And I don't mind going out with them if all they want to do is kiss...I don't see kissing as a sexual activity unless you make it one XD
S:What happened to straight and gay? just that
Me: They multiplied~ And had babies. Bisexuality is their first-generation love-child.
S:Why does everyone like making up new sexualities it gets so confusing...Next thing I know, you'll fancy items instead of people

This is the best reaction I've got so far ><

---------- Post added 16th Oct 2011 at 07:42 PM ----------

I take it back: This is the best one. Happened right after.

J = My cool lesbian friend who I'd just been talking to about that song "Gay Boyfriend".

Me:*Giggles* I totes just came out to my ex~ >> And apparently to Sam...XD
J:they didn't know you were bi?
Me:...(Okay, here's another person I need to tell I'm not bi tonight)...Jenny, technically I'm not bi.
J:straight?
Me: No. It's hard to define...I'm bi-romantic...but from the other side XD Like...I only like like girls, but I'd go out with a guy if he didn't want to do anything past kissing. 'Cause yeah, then I'd probably vomit. XD
J: Oh...so... you want a gay boyfriend too?

 

^That made me laugh out loud.

 

This is more of a happy one than a funny one. Right after I came out to my cousin he told me just asked his girfriend to marry him and asked me to be a groomsman. If that isn't acceptance I don't know what is.

 

I told my sister and she said i still want the milk. She said she had known for a long time but she just wanted me to take my time and under stand myself. But she did say almost every weekend when we would walk though boys town if only you were gay. And i do mean every time.

 

My brother: "I'd be lying if I said I'm surprised, you almost drooling over Lukas Podolski stretching back in 2006 World Cup blew your cover"

 

lol, cupcake that's funny

 

I have a friend who got a "Oh thank god, it's about time" from their parents.

 

This made me laugh a lot!

Lukas Podolski is hot, though, so it's totally understandable why you'd be drooling! :lol:

 

I haven't told many people but recently told one of my colleagues at work and it went pretty much like this:

Her: You sure you don't fancy her, I am sure you're gay
Me: No actually I'm bi

Her face was a picture, she dropped the sandwich mix she had in her hand everywhere, opened her mouth as wide as she could and said "OMG" in the funniest portugese accent ever

 

Agreed

 

dammit i dont have any funny coming out stories

 

Yeah, my friend said it was something like that a few days later. I didn't really pay attention though, because she talks like forty miles an hour, so all I understood was something with mermaids and rock music. Or something like that.

 

When I(accidentally) came out to my straight friend:

We were comparing heights in the mirror and see who's the taller one. Then he stretches himself so that he could outdo my height. I'm not in the the mood at that time

Him: Ha! I'm taller than you.
Me: I'm not straight. <---- This I meant my body is not straight or I haven't stretched my body to a full height
Him: I knew it!...[He sits down on my bed] Then are you going into priesthood then?
Me: [Confused]
Him: You know...for not you being straight
Me: No I meant... [I started to deny it but what the heck] No I'm not going to priesthood and what has to do with it?
Him:I don't know...[silence] Want some juice I could get you one...
Me: :eusa_doh:



Same friend:
Him: Could you convert this video for me so I could transfer to it to my phone? [It's straight porn] What do you think of it?
Me: [Blank face]
Him: Oh... right... I'm just... [Leaves room]



some friend(girl) not really coming out:
Her: He's really hot [talks about hot classmate]
Me: Yeah he is [I said unkowingly]
Her: [begins laughing] Did you already gave in?
Me:[ laughs with her]
Yeah missed the moment right there. Unfortunately she said it as a joke. If only she knew...

 

I came out to friend (She just turned 14 and I'm not sure she understands gay yet)

me: Well I'm gay
her: lovely day huh?
Me: Not like that
Her: Like what?
Me: I like other men
Her: So do I
Me: Not like that
Her: like?
Me: I sexually like other men
Her: Oh... so you don't like me
Me: Not like that
Her: But.. I'm female
(continued for a hour)

 

You trusted someone and she is a girl...Not sure I will ever be able to do that. I have guy friends who I trust...or know enough about them to trust them.

At least you came out...I hope it goes ok and she does not out you like some people do.

 

actually I trust most girls more then guys XD

 

Wow...we have had exactly the opposite experience when it comes to who we can or like to trust. I think its kool it works for you.

I do most of my "trust talking" when I camp out. Sleeping bags and tents bring back memoriies...LOL...sometimes we talked all night...once we sat against a tree and talked all night...I guesss we needed to talk. I felt tired but relieved.