Funny responses you got when you came out

This isn't really a coming out story, but it happened shortly after I came out to a certain person.
She was talking to one of her friends on Skype.
Her: Yeah it seems like everyone I know just keeps coming out to me, and it's just so unexpected.
Me:You mean like me?
Her: Yeah!
Me and Her: *Laughing as her friend on Skype is confused*

 

My mom once casually mentioned my sexuality to people who she didn't know if they were okay with stuff like that once. I wasn't there, but she told me about it.

Instead of referring to the guy I'm with as my "friend", she called him "G's boyfriend." (G for my name.)

One of them said, "Wait. Who?"

She played it off as, "G's boyfriend" (emphasizing my name) "My older son." (As if that were the confusion)

A pause. "Ah."

 

Love this!

 

When I came out to my mom, she actually started to question her own sexual orientation. She even asked me 'So do you think I'm gay as well?' I thought she was joking, but she was dead serious.

I just told her, 'You're my mom, that's all I know for now.' :eusa_eh:

 

Just a few days ago with my friends Jessica, Mezi (He goes by his last name, he's a dude), and Alex (who was just kind of...there. Oh, and he's a dude too) and my best friend Erika (who is also bi.)

Me: *(fe)male gaze on Jess (Yes, I like a straight girl, unfortunately)*
Mezi: Oh my god! Oh! My! God! Jessica! Jessica!
Jess: *interrupted, I wasn't really paying attention* What, what do you want?
Mezi: You'll never geuss! You will never geuss! This is why Zoe (me) never has a boyfriend, she's-...
Jess: *staring at me and Erika* You two are lesbians!?
Me, Erika: What!? NO!
Me: I'm bi!
Erika: So am I!
Mezi, Jess: What!?
Mezi: Man three in one day!
Alex: You didn't know?
Jess: Still you guys are like...?
Me: Uh, no, we're just friends.
Erika: Yeah.
Jess: Friends with benifits though, right?
Me: NO.

Also, when I came out to Alex and my friend Issac waaay before that at the beach (Erika came out several minutes later).

Me: *(fe)male gaze on random blond in a bikini* (Give me a break, I'm in puberty)
Alex: What're you staring at?
Me: Ne? Huh? What?
Alex: What were you staring at?
Me: Oh, hot chick.
Erika: Shh!
Isaac, Alex: What!?
Me: Oh yeah, you don't know... I'm bi.
Alex: Ohhhhh...
Isaac: Sweeeet!
Me: That's the spirit!
Isaac: Threesome?
Me: Keeping virginity until 20.
Isaac: Still, bi! High five!
Me: To hot chicks!
Isaac: Hell yeah!
-insert high five-
Erika: Oh my god, Zoe...
Alex: But...how could you do it with a girl?

 

Okay, so not sure if this counts as coming out, but I got my hair cut yesterday and walked into band class. The people in there were shocked at my hair (from really long to short) but said they loved it. Most of them don't know I'm gay. But to the funny part, my gay best friend (a guy, three years older than me) comes in during advisory (the next and last period) and yells, "Oh my god you're a lesbian! And you're open about it! *pauses for a second* And that hairstyle is perfectly acceptable in our group (him, another lesbian, and I guess me now!)." Best reaction ever. When I see him tomorrow, I'm actually going to come out to him. I love my friends! :roflmao: ride:

 

Me:....
Dad: Do you want me to say it cause you don't think you can?
Me: Yes that would be great.
Dad: You think you're gay.
Me: Well yeah, I definitely like guys, a lot.
Dad: Well, I've got two things to say about that - one, you've got to do whatever makes you happiest and it doesn't bother me, and two, where do you want to go to lunch?

We had a great lunch, by the way haha.

 

Me and some friends were a little drunk at a party and M asked me if he can tell his girlfriend I'm gay. Since I was drunk and didn't give a fuck I said. So my ole' pal M yells at the top of his lungs "[Shmoe] is gay!", The funny part is that every one went over to console me and tell me how "they never would have guessed" :rolle:

 

Of all the people I had told when I first came out, the only weird one that stuck out was from one of my friends. She was like "I figured you might have been and it's cool if you decide to cut off your hair and become butch." At the time she said it I was barely out a month and two months prior cut my hair kind of short for convenience. I felt a bit self conscious after that one, thinking my hair had now become a neon sign for my recently discovered sexuality. Needless to say, I've grown it out and have no plans to cut it >_>

 

i told one of my friends over msn the other day.
she basically responded with:

'OMG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A GAY BEST FRIEND. THANK YOUUUU!'

.__.) lol

 

*me* "I'm not sure how to say this but..."
*long silence*
*me* "I'm gay!"
*Trevor* "Oh that's cool, hey can I have your tots?"
*me* :jawdrop:

 

[...]

Friend asks (girl): Wait, are you bi?

Me: always been. *expects surprised & shocked negative answer*

She: THAT IS SO CUTE

Me: oh my God, XD

---------- Post added 9th Sep 2011 at 07:33 AM ----------

That is awesome. I wish i had a family like that. You are very lucky

 

This was at cross country practice today:

#1: So I heard that you're gay.
Me: I am.
#1: Lol, no you're not.
#2: He is.
#1: Really? So would you [insert sexual activity that I'm not posting on here] to #2?
Me: No, I have standards.
#2:
Me: :lol:

 

OMG i lolled really loud at this!

 

I havent got any funny responses but my best friend she has gone around telling random people im gay when shes drunk.

 

This was a couple years ago when my girlfriend at the time wanted to come over and hang out at my place. I was wondering how to tell my parents... My mom was cooking dinner and my stepdad was hanging out watching tv.
I went to my mom first and told her, after a lot of pauses and stuttering, that I thought I was bi (I told her I was bi because I thought she would accept it easier than full on lesbian). She didn't even look up from cooking. She said "well, I figured with 3 daughters one of you was likely to be gay. And if I had to pick one, I would have picked you." It was such a relief.

 

A cute girl from Valet comes by and is kinda flirting with me.

Co-Worker: you should hook up with her!

me: I'm gay.

Co-Work: so!

me: you do know what GAY is right?