Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.
Because you're mad at me about stealing the blankets when you claim it's ok for you to do it.
Because your profile pic terrifies yet intrigues me at the same time.
Because you were stuck on the dark side
Because you don't like mysteriousness.....
Because you're so angry
Because you keep getting my socks mixed up with yours, leaving me mismatched pairs of socks
Because you're too mellow for me
Because you're not evil enough for me.
I broke up with you because I'm too pure for you
I broke up with you cause you yelled at me for saying corny jokes to you all day.
I broke up with you because you're a yank. All hail the south!
You're avatar is way better than mine.
You are way too good for me
You ate my Oreos.
You ate the cream out of all the oreos
You wouldn't let me go out and get more Oreos.
You said you couldn't deal with my off-the charts Calvin and Hobbes obsession
Because you're too young for me.
Because you have better hair than I do.
I broke up with you because your current mood is angry.