Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.
Because ur name is better than mine
Because we couldn't agree on who made the best cheese steak sub.
Because you always say "I'm fine" when you're clearly upset over something
I got nothin'.
Because you couldn't think of a reason to dump them.
Because there is nothing beyond infinity.
I couldn't keep up with your hyperactive self
Because I caught you riding the celing fan again.
Because your feathers got on everything
Because you wouldn't let me eat raw cookie dough.
Because you ate all the raw cookie dough and didn't save me any, even after I reminded you many times to save some for me. Hmpf *turns away*
I broke up with you because I'm unstable and you deserve better
Because your low self esteem made me depressed.
Because you kept leaving empty containers of juice in the fridge.
Because you drank all the juice!!!!
Cause I'm really jealous that you live in London.
Because your signature broke my heart.
Because you went to burger king instead of mcdonalds for the chicken nuggets I wanted.
Because you think McDonald's chicken nuggets are better than Burger King's nuggets.
Because you hogged the blankets again, for the third night in a row (That's MY job)