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You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. AgenderMoose

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    I broke up with you because I'm not a guy and things were more than likely quite awkward between us (most likely because of me, whoops, my bad)
     
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    I broke up with you because you're not a guy, and because I will never live up to the awesomeness of your username, and also because I'm an awkward banana most of the time and that probably doesn't make us a good match, my bad, excuse me while I stumble across the room and out through the front door.
     
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    I broke up with you because we failed in a piano duet (yes I know I'm a lousy boyfriend).
     
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    I broke up with you because you beat me in Mario Kart. dweeb.
     
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    I broke up with you cause....I don't know you and you could be a pedophile or a rapist/serial killer or something.
     
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    I broke up with you because you wouldn't let me get some take-away pizza. I QUEERstion how some people don't like pizza.
    (Yesss another gay pun to add to my collection)
     
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    I broke up with you because of your puns. Again. They're so stupid but so hilarious!
     
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    I broke up with you cause I'm a bad bitch and I chose to just break up with you.
     
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    I broke up with you because you're a bad bitch, so I'd better break it off first...
     
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    I broke up with you because we are aliens of different species and therefore incompatible.
     
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    Because your avatars made me feel insecure :frowning2:
     
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    Because your username sounds like a russian explosive chemical ca.1972.
     
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    How so?

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    I broke up with you because we could not be together as our families were at odds and then you killed yourself. So...
     
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    I broke up with you because the voices in my head told me to :slight_smile:
     
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    I think you've been probing me.
     
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    You have a capital letter in the middle of your username... why man, why
     
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    Stylistic reasons :badgrin:

    You don't understand my art, so I'm breaking up with you (*hug*)
     
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    RAWR!

    Apparently eMei thinks 75 million years is too much of an age difference to make this work.
     
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    DerpasaurusRex - I broke up with you because I've never been in a long distance relationship before. Also you're more than twice my age so..............
     
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    I broke up with you because I don't play Undertale (please don't kill me).