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You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. NoXsOrOs

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    I broke up with you because age gaps will always be a problem when dating an elf who happens to several hundred years older than you.
     
  2. radicalmuffins

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    I just broke up with you because I can't believe you're not happy with dating an elf! I mean come on!
     
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    sorry darlin, i ended it b/c i mostly like girls
     
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    I'm breaking up with you because I'm allergic to happiness
     
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    I'm breaking up with you because that's what makes you happy...
     
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    I am calling it off because you ate all the muffins.
     
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    *gasp* I'm breaking off because you had muffins and you didn't give me one
     
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    Because Brexit
     
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    Because we lost the magnetic connection we once had.
     
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    Head in space. No wait, that's a good thing...

    Perhaps because you shine too brightly, and a shadow-dweller such as I could not bear it.
     
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    Because I was a star wars fan, not a star trek fan.
     
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    Because you do not like Star Trek. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Your signature describes my love life too well
     
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    I broke up with you cause your name is mucus you little saffa guy.
     
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    I broke up with you because Argentina is a long way to go from here, also I'd only be comfortable dating someone who's nineteen when I reach eighteen/ or if I was nineteen myself in this hypothetical relationship.
     
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    I broke up with you because you have way more posts then I do.
     
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    I broke with you cause you had 1040 post and i only had 38.
     
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    I broke up with you because you're 19, a few years too old,
     
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    Broke up with you because you're jailbait, and I don't plan on going to jail anytime soon. :')
     
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    just broke up with u becuz i cant do a long distance relationship lol