Whats your "Homosexual Agenda"? Share!

1. Make "Circus Fish" the national anthem. ("Of which nation?" "ALL OF THEM.")
2. Ownership of one of the following will be mandatory: A pack of cats, a pair of rottweilers, or one purse-sized dog in a sweater named "Mr. Tinkles".
3. All country, gospel, and rap radio stations will be replaced with dance music. (Bastards should never have turned the only techno station around here to a rap station. >:| THEY WILL PAY.)
4. All Hummers and Jeeps will be Bedazzled. This is not optional.
5. "Shoes" will replace the Pledge of Allegiance in American classrooms and at all sporting events. LET'S GET SOME SHOES.
6. Tax breaks for anyone who sports Amanda Palmer eyebrows.

Also, I like the idea of frolicking everywhere. Greggers, this must happen!

 

Seconded

 

yes I will add this to my agenda.

everything else is pretty top secret for now...

 

rainbow cape anyone?

 

Can it have a lavender lining made of silk? =3

 

I totally would have said all that if I'd thought of it. And zomg, Vermillion Lies are awesome, I can't believe I've never heard of them before :/

My Gay Agenda: Get better musical taste and faster brianz than GhostDog. Then fulfill my enduring dream of opening the door to JWs naked and asking my similarly naked girlfriend to go get my dressing gown, please, sexy. At every JW in the world!!

 

Some of mine:

-Flirt with random ladies, and give them a wink afterwords(ask them if they've ever kissed a girl)
-Trying to get samesex marriage internationally (even though it's allowed here in Canada)
-get a free toaster oven (I didn't get mine!!! How come Ellen got one in her show??)
-buy sweet Chuck Taylors and other gay looking clothes when I get paid this week
-wear androgynous outfits more often
-call people on it when they call people fags, or homos in public (tell them to shove something up their %%%)
-etc

The one's I've read here have been pretty funny. heh

 

Just imagine, echoing in classrooms and football fields all across America...

"These shoes are 300 dollars. These shoes are 300 dollars. These shoes are 300 effing dollars.

LET'S GET 'EM."

It brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. Tears of pride! So beautiful.

I take every opportunity to tell people about Vermillion Lies, because hell yes. Anyone who uses kazoos, washboards, lobsters, marionettes, and accordions in their music is going to be awesome by default.

Also I have the hugest crush on Zoe. <3

 

hahha yes.

I'd begin by swaying all non-homosexual men with my drop dead gorgeous looks and suave debonnair (definitely butchered that spelling) charm. Then, I'll recruit Portia DeRossi to do the same to all coinciding women, cause she's a fly lesbian right? I'd say that's a swell plan.

 

If you can turn Elizabeth Hurley,let me know! You'll be my new hero!

 

okay YOU just became my official mentor and hero. this is the best plan i've ever heard of.
I shall add to it though, to replace all religious books (namely The Bible and Koran) of the world by Vogues. this month's, obviously.

 

Well there's large amounts of homophobic people out there, and I thought that instead of reducing the amount of homophobic people, simply reduce the amount of people!
So my agenda includes the involuntary euthanasia of all homophobic people out in the world. [psychotic giggle]

 

-kiss as many boys as possible
-learn the dance routine from 'paparazzi'
-dye my hair a ridiculous color

 

I want to rearrange the alphabet so that the letters GAY are followed by SEX and then NOW.

Then all children in public and private schools will be forced to watch Homoerotic pornography. They will be taught that gay people do not love each other, but only have "gay buttsecks" or "clam joust" in all their spare time. We will destroy the church and state separation by forcing all clergy to walk around wearing strap ons, BY LAW. Then we will destroy the sanctity of marriage by forcing Husbands to get gay married.

This is my agenda. Sarcasm in case you didn't notice

 

I really like the alphabet idea, actually.

BCDFGAYSEXNOWHIJKLMPQRTUVZ

yay. :]

 

this is my agenda XD

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs[/YOUTUBE]

 

Homosexual agenda...

Collapse the free market by socializing every possible consumer expense, leaving virtually nothing in the private sector, then adorn the American flag with a rainbow colored hammer and sickle! THE PEOPLE, UNITED, WILL NEVER BE UNFABULOUS!

 

We can push this agenda together!!

*straight people should have a gay/lesbian/bi/queer friend so that slowly homophobia would come to an end
*every man should own and wear a skirt, at least twice a year.
*Pilgrimage to Amsterdam (or San Francisco) should be mandatory, at least twice in your life
*make money out of my homoerotica novel(s).


I'm sure i'll come up with more :icon_wink