Whats your "Homosexual Agenda"? Share!

Classic reference.

 

Frolicing requires too much energy.
id get tired and pass out going from place to place.

 

ill just get that nice gay pride ring i saw and have a beer and watch you lot jump around and go wtf? ....

then go back to my music led down on the grass in the sun

 

My gay agenda is to spend my summer vacation sleeping.

Ooh, I'm so evil!

 

I probably shouldn't share this but seeing as it's with you guys I guess its okay.

My plan is 5 Phased:

Phase 1: The Yellow Mellow Phase.

The idea of this phase is to sneak my way into the media under a false identity that people won't actually notice is a gay man. This phase is already completed. I have been pretending to be a pop star for some time now and no one has noticed, because no one questions my real name. I go by Lady GaGa. Here is a picture of my disguise.



Phase 2:Red, White, and Gay

The second phase of my plan will be put into action starting in January of 2010. In that year I will begin to start writing and preforming songs with underlining political agendas. By the end of the year Lady GaGa, my alter ego, will be in a major office of government and if all is successful she will be the Secretary of State. Some of the pre mentioned songs have all ready been released. Ex: Poker Face which shows my diplomatic practices. I have a "poker face" which I use to negotiate treaties and such. And Just Dance because I feel that the whole world should just be able to dance together.

Phase 3 : GaGa For President

Being that I will be Secretary of State, I will use my position to make it appear as if the president has made an advance on me. After the media has eaten him alive for it, I will do it again and again and again. Then come 2012 it will not be Obama's name on the ballot. It wil say Pallin or GaGa. And that's really not a tough choice.


Phase 4: A Pink Shining Moon

Now as President GaGa I will have access to America's best scientists. I will have them construct me a ray to use on the moon. It will turn the moon pink.


Phase 5: Gay Nation? Psh sha, Gay World

The Pink moonlight will have a secret affect on the world, slowly turning everyone on the face of the planet gay, as us gays clearly are determined to do. Then everyone will love my music and buy it, and I will make millions.



That's my Gay Agenda

 

Damn it,I'm too old to frolic! And...I already wear 2 Pride rings,and they're silver.
So,I guess I'm covered! :roflmao:

 

Yeah,but I like it! :eusa_clap

 

My Homosexual Agenda....

1. Make an army of super gay robots

 

Spam hot pictures of Olivia Wilde into any self-proclaimed straight women's inboxes, all over the world. They must go to any straighties with internet access.

 

Haha I love that :icon_bigg

 

Oh did you not get the news letter? The toaster program has been discontinued and replaced by a points system. You then use the points and redeem them for prizes from a catalog. Bad news that that a toaster is not in the catalog.

 

What about an emergency battery powered travel light/radio. Is that in the catalog?

 

That's in the catalog, but only the UK version. I have no idea why. Plus it's like 5000 points. You can get a Wii for just 3000, so why bother?

Lex

 

Conversion is the best way to get points. It depends on who you convert, though. Converting a 25-year-old San Franciscan only gets you 25 points. But if you can get a missionary, high-ranking military guy, or famous person to convert, the points go WAY up.

Lex

 

I think I will go for the Wii.

 

my gay agenda is as follows

1-listen to embarassing pop music out loud
2-turn elizabeth hurley,avril lavigne,keira knightly and katy perry gay (katy perry might not be to difficult)
3-go to another country say im from Montana and people dont start singing "best of both worlds" (happens quite alot)

 

I'm not sure... but it definitely involves lucky charms...

 

1. Manicure
2. Pedicure
3. Massage
4. Become a superhero
5. Save the world on multiple occasions from alien invasions and the occasional meteor shower.
6. Introduce my partner in crime fighting to the world.
7. Come out of the press conference on live television after the president says something along the lines of "We are in your debt for saving our asses multiple times. We know it's a difficult task, is there anything you think would make it easier on you?"