What are you thinking?

Ahahahahahahaha...wtf?

I was walking pass Starbucks 20 min ago and this guy(or guys) were passing by in their truck on the highway and yelled out "Faggot!" (which was odd because I wasn't doing or wearing anything that would scream anything, in such a short span of time, so they likely were just being fuckin' stupid).

Why did I feel the need to note this here? Because this is the first time that sorta thing has ever happened to me that I recall. It was so frickin' random.

 

I love it when I plan comes together.

 

I think I'm in love with Courtney act. She's so awesome and beautifulo! And Shane is sooooo hot.

 

Welp, my parents are trying to play matchmaker for my brother. There's a female employee at my dad's nail salon who's interested in dating my brother. And they relayed that message to him and encouraged him to date her. Wonder how that's gonna go, lol

 

I have learned that Mozart wrote a piece called "Leck Mich im Arsch", which translates to "Lick me in the ass"

My faith in humanity has risen.

 

Haha I remember reading about that one. An 18th century version of a party song.

For some reason, that one never seems to be on those "Mozart for Your Mind" CDs

 

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[YOUTUBE]C78HBp-Youk[/YOUTUBE]

 

Latrice Royale is my hero. Binge rewatching past seasons of Rupaul always cheers me up!

 

It feels so good to be playing retro handheld games at times. Oh how stuff like GBC can hit some nostalgia strings...when you needed batteries and a light source of some sort.

 

Why am I so illiterate?

 

God gave you good looks, wit, and a fancy style. He had to balance you out, somehow.

 

For the millionth time, my co-workers invited my to go downtown with them to hook up with a prostitute, and go to a strip club...Of course I said no to both things...They always say that I "don't know what I'm missing out on"...A night full of girls, fake boobs, and vaginas...So, what exactly am I "missing out" on?

 

Looks like we're all making typos tonight! Let me fix that one for you.

 

Updated my iPod, now unable to go on any website. Using the really outdated phone

Hope Apple quickly fixes this shit

 

I love it when people expose tiny flaws in themselves that don't actually detract from their personality as if it were a massive thing. I especially love it when people who have the sensitivity of an automated abattoir talk about tiny character flaws as if they were their greatest weakness.

 

My good looks are a burden to me. All those bodies throwing themselves at me, I could break an arm, you know! Or worse, I could trip over one of them, and ruin this gorgeous face!

Check your privilege, good sir.





LOL. <3 you.

 

I'm going to be helping a good friend of mine run a heavy metal music website, And get got some good band interviews coming soon!

 

Thanks residence services for still having me listed as female, even though you told me I was listed as male at the beginning of the year... awesome guys. You just made this contract renewal that much harder on yourselves..

 

I swear humanity sickens me.