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One Million Moms condemns "Gay Oreos."

Discussion in 'Current Events, World News, & LGBT News' started by Menaki-Neko, Jun 29, 2012.

  1. ArcherySet

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    1 million angry dried up vaginas will no longer buy Oreos for their children.

    1 million children will no longer suffer childhood obesity.

    1 million homos will now buy Oreos.

    Win, win win...

    1 million dried up old vaginas will target Rainbow Chips Ahoy, "Kevin makes the children gay"
     
  2. lonewolf77

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    Wow. Finally a cookie that these frigid old cows will actually turn down.
     
  3. Night Rain

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    I, on the other hand, think that their publicity is actually helping our cause.

    As everyone most people can see how crazy and stupid they are, it's great to draw attention to and sympathy for the LGBT community. Anyone associated with them will be regarded as crazy as well.
     
  4. BornThisway44

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    lol your actually right like that shirley felps woman. I love crazy over the top "you will burn in hell" type christians it makes people stop and think like um who should be condemed now?
     
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    Well, why did I say that? Oreos ARE vegan. Good time for me to buy some! :slight_smile:
    And I did, I haven't had them in years.. they made me sick. They didn't taste good. And I fucking ate the whole box in 24 hours. Addictive. Maybe I actually AM eating better if this stuff makes me sick now? Cool.
    So no satisfaction but I'm craving them anyway. I'm scared. :help:

    ...I can justify this right? GOOD TIME TO BUY OREOS!! Support the gay! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:ride:
    Or maybe not.
     
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    Buy just one pack of them, and eat them sparingly. Enough to support them for helping us out, but not enough to wind up with a suddenly empty cookie package and guilty while covered in crumbs. =x
     
  7. AshenAngel

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    This is hilarious. Homophobes beware, You can't escape. We're everywhere! Transgenders, Bis and Gays. Muahahahaha XDD
     
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    It's too late for that. :tears:
    I did start off with a small pack, and they tasted like they were about to expire so I went for the box! I supported them, now I need some freshly baked goods to kick this addiction I seem to have acquired.
     
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    O hai! Im in ur cookeez, makin u ghey!
     
  10. DryOasis

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    Some people have way too much time on their hands.
     
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    Next theyll sue wonder woman for portraying a positive view of women
     
  12. Pain

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    I think this is funny :slight_smile: I actually saw an ad on a gospel movie channel or something with several products from Proctor & Gamble which I have seen on HuffPost as supportive of marriage equality. The end of the commercial stated "Proud sponsors of moms everywhere." And again, it was on the GOSPEL channel. I wonder how omm felt about that :grin:
     
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    Lol well the day I found out that Oreos stood up for the LGBT I went to the corner store and bought three packs of Oreos needless to say it was a very delicious night :wink:
     
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    Lolol.
     
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    It's a bloody biscuit!
    And I doubt that any of these women were not tempted by that yummy looking thing.... mmm......:dry: