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Incompetently flirt with the person above you

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Tracy Lord, Sep 28, 2011.

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  1. DJNay

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    Hey...ur sweet, im spicy, we'd make a good mix... wanna try?
     
    #41 DJNay, Oct 5, 2011
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    If your right leg is Easter and your left leg Christmas, can I come visit you between the festivities?
     
    #42 Jewel, Oct 5, 2011
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    I um uh....well that is....um.....gee......gosh

    BARF!!!!!!!!
     
    #43 malachite, Oct 5, 2011
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    hey thursday im friday come over my house saturday and we will have a sunday
     
    #44 SiberianHusky, Oct 5, 2011
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    So... Wanna come round mine for a cuppa?
     
    #45 DarkClarity, Oct 22, 2011
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    Hello I Want To Have Relations With You Goodbye
     
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    Hey, um, I'll bet I can eat more jelly doughnuts than you can. :grin:
     
    #47 biAnnika, Dec 11, 2011
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    Hey there... You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink.
     
    #48 Aeon Magus, Dec 11, 2011
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    Why, that so...um, sweet? of you. And maybe we can talk a bit while I walk over to drink it with that guy over there?
     
    #49 biAnnika, Dec 11, 2011
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    Maybe we could go somewhere and procreate?
     
    #50 Gordon, Dec 11, 2011
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    That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I'd be coming too.

    ( :eusa_sile Sorry for the nasty one )
     
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    Hmmm, you look male-bodied and half my age-ish. Maybe you'd like to...oh, nevermind.
     
    #52 biAnnika, Dec 11, 2011
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    Roses are red and lemons are sour...so...open your legs and give me an hour?
     
    #53 XMisery666, Dec 11, 2011
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    Hey, you misery ends now...

    prepare for unadulterated bliss forever on my lips and in my heart.
     
    #54 Messed Up, Dec 11, 2011
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    Hey, are you two a couple? (point at mirror) Want to be? :wink:
     
    #55 phoenix42, Dec 11, 2011
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    Are you from Tennessee? Because I totally wanna make out with you.

    (got this formula for pickup lines from Jenna Marbles on YouTube)
     
    #56 super confused, Apr 15, 2012
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    Roses are red and violets are blue, your extremely hot and I hope you think I'm too?
     
    #57 DarkClarity, Apr 15, 2012
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    "can my friends have your phone number so they how to reach me in the morning?"
     
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    Umm... Are you a hurricane? Because... Uhhh... You um... Blow me away...
     
    #59 Obsidian, May 6, 2012
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    someone call the police 'cause there's gonna be a lawsuit on my hands....
     
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