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Incompetently flirt with the person above you

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Tracy Lord, Sep 28, 2011.

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  1. Zaio

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    Hey, so I was wondering if you wanted to come back to my place later for some drinks, my mum's out tonight.
     
    #101 Zaio, May 8, 2012
  2. ShadowDragon

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    Hey you look cold.. You wanna a jacket? Not in public! Wait until we get home xD
     
    #102 ShadowDragon, May 8, 2012
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    I know you probably have a ton of problems, but mine are always more important. I expect your full attention at all times.
     
    #103 Keelin, May 10, 2012
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    It’s okay… you don't have to stop staring… that just means you’re interested.
     
    #104 Sal, May 10, 2012
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    I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty awesome. We should go out.
     
    #105 Travel Tech, May 10, 2012
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    What’s a nice guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
     
    #106 SiberianHusky, May 10, 2012
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    *after you notice me staring for two minutes* Hi. I saw you when you came in. I'm here all the time. I never saw you in here before. I would remember you. You smell different, like my late Aunt Mona, yeah, she was hot, before she got old and had lung cancer. But you have more hair on your upper lip than her. So, do you like to play video games? We can go back to my place, mom won't come in my room, and play my collectors ones. Then make out. Sound groovy to you?
     
    #107 Deaf Not Blind, May 10, 2012
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    Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?
     
    #108 Cnidocyte, May 10, 2012
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    my buddys swear this line won't work, but you look easy!
     
    #109 Deaf Not Blind, May 11, 2012
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    Hey, wanna see what my butt feels like?
     
    #110 solarcat, May 11, 2012
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    *sneaks up from behind and creepily lick your neck*
    You taste delicious!
     
    #111 Travel Tech, May 11, 2012
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    Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides.
     
    #112 Cnidocyte, May 11, 2012
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    There's a stain on your shirt. No, I think it's coming from underneath it. Would you lift your shirt for me to lick the stain out?
     
    #113 GingerGuy, May 11, 2012
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    oooh! red heads are passionate! gimme some kisses baby! * (do smack back, but with fist if this happens to you)
     
    #114 Deaf Not Blind, May 11, 2012
  15. Pain

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    Hey :wink: You like music? I'll be a violin if you play me like Paganini :wink:*music nerds :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:*
     
    #115 Pain, Jun 11, 2012
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    You look so beautiful in that shirt. I noticed you clear across the room! Stunning! So you are a woman, right?

    (btw, a guy asked me recently "you a man?" and i asked if he could explain i didn't know if i undy him. he said "um, you a man, hombre?" )
     
    #116 Deaf Not Blind, Jun 11, 2012
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    You look great in that shirt... let me show you how I look in your bed!
     
    #117 solarcat, Jun 13, 2012
  18. Martee

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    I know why Solomon had over 700 wives...cuz he didn't meet you first.
     
    #118 Martee, Jun 13, 2012
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    Hey, you're a pretty cute... guy?
     
    #119 Travel Tech, Jun 13, 2012
  20. Martee

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    I'll be the "circuit" to your "board"
     
    #120 Martee, Jun 13, 2012
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