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"Do you even lift?" Roleplay

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  1. larkcarmen

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    Kit is confused.
     
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    ...slowly backs out of gym, down the hall, to the parking lot, and into a car.
     
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    D Double E and Earz conjure a gun from nothingness.
    D Double E forms a doppelganger that states,"Oooah ooaah it's about to go down."

    ---------- Post added 17th Oct 2016 at 06:35 PM ----------
    Jammer manipulates to the space-time continuum to appear in front of the car, staring down at Pisciness.
     
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    (lmao autistic trans boy is going through burnout and it sucks
     
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    (Oh my....but what is "burnout?" Forgive me for being ignorant of this. I should probably search the term.)
     
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  6. Cinis

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    Trim the master of all lifting shouted " Of course I fucking lift" before proceeding to throw the Jupiter into the sun.
     
    #26 Cinis, Oct 21, 2016
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    Ronnie Coleman displays and contracts his latismuss dorsi, attempting to intimidate Trim.
     
    #27 AlgebraicUchiha, Oct 21, 2016
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    Trim looked in awe at Ronnie Coleman's back. How could someone from Louisiana of all places have such a perfect muscle? How could he, Trim, claim to be the master of all lifting with that utterly perfect muscle of masculinity shining before him? People would see him as a laughing stock compared to this perfection.
    Trim did the only thing a man with his great masculinity could do. He had to forget every form of correct writing he ever knew because that was what a weakling knew not a man and start to train his latissimus dorsi latismuss dorsi.
    Trim started lifting like no one had ever lifted before.
     
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    Oinald flares out his small latissmuss dorsi and says to Trim in a contemptuous manner,"Do you even lift bro?"
     
    #29 AlgebraicUchiha, Oct 26, 2016
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    Don't you see me fucking lifting right now,bro? ,shouted Trim.

    Then some skinny guy who clearly had never lifted in his life showed up, pulled out a gun and shot them all dead.
     
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    Then, Gucci Mane walked in and performed the dab dance movement.
     
    #31 AlgebraicUchiha, Nov 6, 2016
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    Then, Gucci Mane from the future walked in, looked disapprovingly at his younger self and said:" Dude, do you even lift?"
     
    #32 Cinis, Nov 7, 2016
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