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"Do you even lift?" Roleplay

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    Story: There are bodybuilders and powerlifters that encounter dilemmas.



    Name: Ronald Touissant
    Gender: Male
    Sexuality: Heteroromantic skoliosexual
    Appearance: Very vascular and muscular, 25 inch biceps, 25 inch quadriceps, 25 inch calves, 25 inch chest, 25 inch forearms, 25 inch shoulders, and 25 inch triceps. His hair is black, short, and spiky. He is typically seen wearing a half sleeved shirt, Sperry's branded shoes, and Chubbies branded short pants.
    Personality: Serene, intelligent, and benevolent.
    Weight: 258 pounds
    The maximum amount of weight that he can(Post powerlifting/during bodybuilding)....
    Bench press - 512 pounds
    Squat - 780 pounds
    Deadlift - 890 pounds
    Leg press - One ton and 250 pounds

    During powerlifting:
    Weight: 300 pounds
    Bench press - 600 pounds
    Squat - 863 pounds
    Deadlift - 1025 pounds
    Ronald Touissant is a natural bodybuilder of French and Asian origin, and a former powerlifter.

    Ronald confidently swaggers into the gymnasium with the intention to perform the leg press with a weight that exceeds one ton.

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    Name: Shrek Farquaad
    Gender: Agender
    Sexuality: Skolioromantic panshrexual
    Appearance: Gym ogre, love, and life.
    Personality: Shrek is the godliest individual in the powerlifting world.
    Weight: 350 pounds
    Bench press - 31812831278917894753493459343456786345834596785346783785 pounds
    Squat - 868689696969696969699699696969859649567654877645898765478645645879658965478654987658947569 tons
    Deadlift - 10000000009090909909090969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969696969 tons
    Shrek was merely spinning in circles, when he saw his friend Ronald.

    ---------- Post added 6th Jun 2016 at 04:48 PM ----------

    Shrek: "DO you even lift?"
    Ronald: "Bro, the real question is: Do YOU even lift?"

    ---------- Post added 6th Jun 2016 at 04:54 PM ----------

    Joshua Henry
    Gender: Pangender
    Sexuality: Ogreshrexual
    Weight: 90 pounds
    Bench Press - 2300 tons
    Squat - 3100103010313 tons
    Deadlift - 3120982183091284093580938509 tons

    Joshua enters the gymnasium and overhears the conversation of his friends, Shrek and Ronald.

    Joshua: "No, the real question is, Do you EVEN lift?"
    Another individual, by the name of Alexis, enters the gymnasium as well and responds:
    "Yes, but do you even LIFT?"

    ---------- Post added 6th Jun 2016 at 05:04 PM ----------

    Ronald: "If all of us are asking ourselves the same query... Then who lifts?"
     
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    Shronk: Only I lift....

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    Shreng: I skip leg day.
     
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    All the individuals in the gymnasium: *Collective gasp*
     
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    wtf is this
     
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    Tronald Dump appears behind SergeantKilljoy and inquires "Guys, maybe she LIFTS?"
    Ronald inquires "Does SHE even lift?"
     
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    killjoy laughs in their faces and corrects the pronouns
     
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    Shrek slaps Ronald and Tronald in their faces, "You mean to say they, not she! Get it right! Do you EVEN lift boys?"

    Ronald prepares his fighting stance "Do YOU even lift?"
     
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    Oinald walks in and raises his hand.
    Shrek says,"Oinald, you have ILS."
    Oinald says,"No I don't"
    Shrek says,"Do you even LIFT?"
    Oinald says,"DO you even lift?"
     
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    Shrong says to them,"Do you even lift BRUH?"
     
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    Sanic, another fellow with diagnosed with Imaginary Latimuss Dorsi Syndrome, says,"Y35, 1 l15t ph0r [email protected]"
     
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    killjoy appreciates shrek's correction

    and then wonders why they are in a gym

    like, buddy, you're tiny and lazy and honestly weak af
     
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    Obama comes in.
    "I LIFT!!" He yells.
     
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    The moose questions if their life is reality anymore after examining this thread, or scene, if you will.
     
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    Shrek deadlifts everyone and says,"Smallbodies!"

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    Suddenly, mandem in disguise murk memedank with a few bars and conjure a combustion in front of him. The legendary Earz emerges from the flames..
    "It's all bless innit
    As long as you don't get fresh innit
    Roll to the shubz in a blacked out jeep
    Well, it's all for the best innit
    Yo girl
    I like her *****s innit
    I like to see her undre** innit
    Took her to the yard just to watch TV
    Next thing you know, I'm s**ing it"
    With the barz, Earz murks the entire lifting squad and memedank. The mandem are frightened by the presence of a powerful being... Until.....

    RONNIE COLEMAN THE BODYBUILDER APPEARS!
     
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    The Moose attempts to abscond the gymnasium subsequent to being nearly murked by Earz.

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    The mandem surround Pisciness with discombobulated eyes.. and in the centre..... Flames and Power.... Radiating from.... The Center..... The individual removes his hood... Unveiling himself..... It was Jammer as the....
    MURKLE MAN
    "Never gonna flex like Urkel, man
    Come to your ends and circle man
    All for the green and purple, man
    It's the Murkle Guy
    Never gonna flex like Urkel guy
    Come to your ends and circle guy
    All for the green and purple!!"

    Ronnie Coleman, almost 296 pounds of muscle mass, quivered in fear in the presence of the Almighty Murkleman.

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    Please do listen to this music as you read this text:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeBpjcMxjPs
     
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    Kit weeps at the sight of this thread. He does not understand why such a thread would exist.
     
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    Quinn/Kit...
    How have you been?
    I hope that you are well.

    D Double E the Godly being then crawls in the area and states,"It's mree mree" as bullets emerge from the kidney of Oinald, bullet hole the size of 1p, straight through the middle with accuracy. Oinald's facial expression contorts into one of disbelief as he stated "Seriously, D Double. I can squat more than you, smallbody."