Corrupt A Wish

Granted, it hurried up and jumped out of your window.

I wish my TV screen had a better quality

 

Your tv screen is so good that it makes your eyes hurt to watch.

I wish I could go to Warped Tour

 

Granted! It's undercooked, raw chicken. Now gobble up.

I wish I were prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

 

You prepare but forget to pack food.

I wish I could go to warped tour. (Op, my post said nothing about chicken)

 

Granted but you have to spend time with me there.

I wish I could beat the next level of GTA

 

Granted, but you crack the disk and destroy the console in the process.

I wish the w.b.c. disbanded.

 

Granted, the w.b.c disbands, but shortly reforms with even worse members.

I wish I lived in Georgia. This place is way too fucking hot.

 

Granted but the year you move Georgia has a heat wave.

I wish I could go to sleep without the help of tea.

 

Granted, you now need serotonin pills, the big ones.

I wish I had more vinyl records

 

Granted, but all the vinyl record player still in existence disappeared off the face of the earth .-.


I wish I had cookies /.\

 

Granted. They are 40 years old, covered in mold and are probably stale, should you choose to eat them.

I wish it were August, already.

 

Granted. It's now August 31st, 11:59 pm.

I wish this day was over already.

 

Granted, tomorrow never ends.

I wish there were more crisps in my bowl.

 

Granted, they're all plastic .-.


I wish it was cooler outside...

 

Granted, its 0 degrees

I wish I had rob kardashian as my boyfriend.

 

Granted, but it's his corpse.

I wish stuff.

 

Granted, but then OTHER stuff. And you know how that goes...

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

Granted. But due to your syntax, you are not a fish. You are just wishing about being a fish. And that accomplishes nothing.

I wish someone would give me a really interesting wish to corrupt.

 

granted, but you've been banned from the website

i wish people weren't so annoying

 

Granted. People are all serial killers, but they aren't annoying They can carry conversations quite well!!


I wish that a random man who looks like the modern depiction of Jesus would come out of no where (like the sky) and kiss me passionately in front of a crowd of people :X