Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but he's there to kill you xD

I wish it didn't rain tomorrow.

 

A solar flair bbq's earth and it's all your fault


but at least it didn't rain

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow

 

Granted, you get chosen in a random draw to help clean out a ten kilometre section of London's old sewage system. Congratulations!

I wish I didn't have to revise to remember my A-level work for exams in a few weeks :/

 

granted, but in order to pass your exam, your givin a corpse to autopsy but have no clue what to do. (as i'm hoping your not going to be a mortician)

i wish that i could live virus free.

 

Granted, but you're infected by every bacterial disease in existence.

I wish I could control reality.

 

Your reality has been so distorted; reality is broken now (bahahah)

I wish I had superpowers.

 

Granted, but they are only lame ones that prove to be useless and unwanted.

I wish I could find that song I wanted.

 

Granted, but it's hard to heard and all fuzzy and it causes your brain to implode

I wish that I could fall asleep

 

Ditto

 

Granted, to both Hemera and Micah, yet you find when you wake up twenty years have past.

I wish I could see my friends more often.

 

granted. but then all your friends decide to move into your house, and you grow sick and tired of them.

i wish i was superman!

 

Granted but everywhere you go there is kryponite

I wish that the concert was tomorrow

 

Granted, the concert's suddenly moved to tomorrow. However, the Rapture occurs and as consequence, half the band have disappeared to heaven and the concert can't go ahead.

I wish I didn't have to wait around for the delivery guy to come :/

 

Granted, but he ends up delivering the wrong thing.

I wish I could finish my final exam review on time.

 

Granted, you finish it but all the answers are wrong and you don't realize it and you fail your final exam

I wish that the story I'm reading wasn't so funny

They definitely wouldn't go to heaven though... trust me

 

Granted but your disappointed with the ending, frustrated you throw the book out of the window and it hits a puppy on it's head instantly killing it.

I wish I had the power to control time.
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Ccome to the dark side! We have cookies.

:starwars:

 

Granted, but you still age at the normal rate so after lots of time-leaping you go back to the present and you are ten years older than everyone else.

I wish my hair grew an inch every day.

 

Granted, but then suddenly and inexplicably all hairdressers in the country shut-down tomorrow due to a governmental law on all sharp implements being banned in all public and private places. As consequence all the black market is now tightly watched for any signs of smuggling in scissors and knives, with serious repercussions being dealt out for those that are found possessing one. You're now left with spoons, the cat and various pieces of furniture to remove any hair if you want a 'haircut'.

I wish that I could fast forward to 15 days time.

 

Granted,
You find the world ended 3 days ago.

I wish i could read people better.

 

You start noticing that everyone hates you and even the people who are nice to you and talk to you are only doing so because they feel that they're doing a good deed. They dont like you. No one does.

I wish I was immortal.