Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Beertruck, Nov 19, 2010.

  1. HuskyPup

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    Granted! But in order to do so, your body must be split in two, leading to your untimely demise.

    I wish I could go back to the year 1998, and see Belle and Sebastian play live.
     
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    Granted, but now you are in a parallel universe and some unsolved problems shaken the world, and you are in middle of the 3rd world war, and you cant come back!

    Wish i have the power of being invisible
     
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    Granted ... but no-one can see how beautiful you are!

    I wish I could speak Welsh totally fluently
     
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    Granted ... but no-one can see how beautiful you are!

    I wish I could speak Welsh totally fluently
     
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    Granted, but you suddenly unlearn all the other languages you previously known

    Wish people show up here (in this post)
     
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    Granted, but you don't.

    I wish my cough would go away.
     
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    Granted, but know you have fever

    Wish my internet was not sentimental
     
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    Granted! Instead, it's grouchy.

    I wish people would stop driving cars, trucks, planes and anything with an engine, and go back to horses and traveling by foot.
     
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    Granted, the international economy collapses, society disintegrates, and an anti-intellectual group of brawny men take over, and enslave the intelligent world by brute force.

    I wish I had more time to choose classes for next year.
     
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    Granted. You have all the time in the world, but you can only attend Liberty Baptist College, or Oral Roberts University---two of the most staunchly conservative, born-again colleges in the US.

    I wish more people would dress like Nekos, all the time.
     
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    Granted, but now all people are confused by dogs and get attacked by them.

    Wish i was a better liar
     
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    Granted however whenever you do lie, you feel extreme pain

    I wish I was a 1920's flapper girl :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Graned! You are now a female dolphin, living in the 1920s, able to flip and flap about the seas.

    I wish I had a solid gold toilet.
     
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    Granted, but because it's solid gold nothing you do can actually go anywhere and it's ... unpleasant.

    I wish I lived somewhere I could have a cat.
     
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    Granted, but now your place it's so full of cats that you can't ever get in your own place

    Wish i could fly
     
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    Granted! Now you have to get attacked by birds and airplanes.

    I wish I wasn't so lazy
     
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    Granted. You're so productive you work yourself to a heart attack in a month.

    I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
     
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    Granted, your school burned down.

    I wish I had a jaaaawb.
     
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    Granted. It's working as a sex slave to Honey Boo Boo's mum.

    I wish there was more time in a day.
     
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    Granted. The world ceases to rotate and we all die of heat/cold and the destruction of world agriculture.

    I wish I didn't have school this morning.