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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

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  1. LogicNoSense

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    Granted, but it's topped with maggots.

    I wish my phone would stop hanging EC so badly
     
    #8561 LogicNoSense, Dec 9, 2015
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    Granted but you have a smartphone with no charge

    I wish I had accepted being gay from the start
     
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    Granted, but you later turn into a fabulous rainbow because you were so very gay.

    I wish other people would accept me.
     
    #8563 larkcarmen, Dec 9, 2015
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    Sure, but every single person in the world would be so obsessed with trying to accept you that they would never leave you alone, because they are trying to include you in all of their groups.

    I wish that I would stop procrastinating everything.
     
    #8564 IDont Say Aboot, Dec 9, 2015
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    Granted but you end up being early to everything including your own death because you don't know how to have fun.

    I wish I was born a guy
     
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    Okay, but... I'm sorry, you're still trans. Now I feel bad.

    I wish I had a perfectly running computer.
     
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    Granted, but you can't use it.

    I wish I could meet someone again.
     
    #8567 LogicNoSense, Dec 10, 2015
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    Poof! It's Gary Busey.

    I wish I was a famous rockstar.
     
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    granted... but you turn into a literal star in space, that astronomers somehow figured out would make electric guitar-like noises if there was air in space, so you are a rock star.

    I wish for three more wishes.
     
    #8569 IDont Say Aboot, Dec 10, 2015
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    Granted, but none of them will come true in the way you want.

    I wish I could plug my brain in for a few minutes and download all the information I need for the day instead of going to school.
     
    #8570 YinYang, Dec 10, 2015
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    Brain gets viruses every time.

    I wish I could eat whatever I want without gaining weight.
     
    #8571 DougTheBicycle, Dec 10, 2015
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    Sure, but whenever you eat the food just vanishes before it reaches your stomach, so you starve to death quickly.

    I wish that I had the TARDIS
     
    #8572 IDont Say Aboot, Dec 10, 2015
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    Granted, but the chameleon circuit works perfectly and you can't find it.

    I wish I could just date the girl I like without it screwing up our friendship.
     
    #8573 larkcarmen, Dec 10, 2015
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    Granted, but she dumps you for another person.

    I wish I didn't feel so sad right now.
     
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    (Wow, thanks T^T)
    Granted. Instead you're so happy that the people around you become frightened and send you to a mental hospital.

    I wish I wouldn't screw things up so bad.
     
    #8575 larkcarmen, Dec 10, 2015
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    Granted but then you slip on bananas everytime you try to fix something you already screwed up.

    I wish he'd be gay
     
    #8576 Magenta Mucus, Dec 11, 2015
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    Granted, he's gay- not sexuality gay, he's just happy all of the time.

    I wish I wasn't destined to fail my math final
     
    #8577 WhereWeWere, Dec 11, 2015
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    Granted! You pass it with flying colors, but fail on all other tests, and must thus repeat the grade you are in, again and again, and again, for an infinity, even in the afterlife.

    I wish I had a herd of dairy goats, and a successful business making award-winnng, artisinal goat cheese.
     
    #8578 HuskyPup, Dec 12, 2015
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    Granted, but the goat smell and pollution becomes so bad the government makes you shut down, and everyone hates you.. Sorry buddy. Lol

    I wish I could have been a flapper in the 1920s
     
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    Granted. But the wish-granting genie makes a mistake, and turns you into a chicken in the 1920s. You do get to flap your wings as often as you like, before ending up as a fine soup.

    I wish I was the new owner of Trump Towers in NYC, so I could personally kick Donald Trump out.
     
    #8580 HuskyPup, Dec 12, 2015
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