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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

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  1. AgenderMoose

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    Granted, but now you are constantly swarmed by people asking for your assistance on trivial problems, and it takes hours to explain something as simple as plugging a toaster back in.

    I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted at will.
     
    #8501 AgenderMoose, Nov 25, 2015
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    Granted, but you splinch yourself every time you do.

    I wish I could change into pants
     
    #8502 LogicNoSense, Nov 26, 2015
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    Granted, but the legs tear off. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND SHORTS??


    I wish blue bell would come back sooner. (Blue hell is an ice cream brand) My mom won't buy any other kind of ice cream. So I have been without ice cream for months.
     
    #8503 AKindOfMagic, Nov 26, 2015
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    Granted, but oops it's recalled again. sorry...


    I wish I could play the guitar.
     
    #8504 Lone Dragon, Nov 26, 2015
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    Granted but now you are famous with zero privacy

    I wish I had my own personal Connor Franta
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    isnt he sexy
     
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    Granted but now you are famous with zero privacy

    I wish I had my own personal Connor Franta
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    isnt he sexy
     
    #8506 dylanisawsome19, Nov 26, 2015
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    Granted, but something in the cloning process of Connor Franta screws up, and your Connor ends up being straight.

    I wish I could win a race against Usain Bolt
     
    #8507 WhereWeWere, Nov 26, 2015
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    granted but you can never stop running

    I wish Joe Sugg was gay
     
    #8508 dylanisawsome19, Nov 27, 2015
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    Granted, but you become straight and you can never date him.

    I wish I could go out

    I HATE SHORTS :eusa_naug They make my thighs painful when I sit in my desk chair (that has fabric pattens) for too long. :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Your wish is granted. But he is only gay for CASPAAALEEEEEE.

    I wish I could meet Dan and Phil.
     
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    Your wish is granted. But he is only gay for CASPAAALEEEEEE.

    I wish I could meet Dan and Phil.
     
    #8511 thatchickcj, Nov 27, 2015
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    Granted but you forget the that you met them.

    I wish I could not get sick or smelly by not showering for a long time.
     
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    Granted, but whenever you don't shower you can't brush your teeth, either.

    I wish I could reverse time.
     
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    Granted! But now that it's reversed, you realize that you're now aging in reverse, and getting younger and younger. In 16 years, you'll be just a sperm and an egg.

    I wish I was the commander of a fleet of starships that had just taken over the planet earth by releasing huge clouds of laughing gas.
     
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    Wish granted. The laughing gas creates a huge hole in the ozone layer, and we all die because of a polar bear invasion (global warming).

    I wish I had more irl lgtbq+ pals.
     
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    Granted, but a lot of them are nearly impossible to communicate with outside of school or work.

    I wish my depression would disappear.
     
    #8516 AgenderMoose, Nov 27, 2015
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    Granted, but you become so happy your energy levels are always rock bottom, and everyone expects you to be happy 24/7.

    I wish I understood my sister better.
     
    #8517 LogicNoSense, Nov 27, 2015
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    Granted but you guys switch bodies permanently and she hates you for making that stupid wish

    I wish I could be an elf or some cool magical creature - just not a human
     
    #8518 Cornered, Nov 28, 2015
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    Granted, you are a Unicorn! You now have a deadly thing attached to your head always. You can't do anything without poking someone with it and maybe killing them.


    I wish that I had tamales.
     
    #8519 AKindOfMagic, Nov 28, 2015
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    Granted but you die of food poisoning

    I wish my friends weren't so annoying
     
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