Corrupt A Wish

Granted. They started shouting instead.


I wish I could breath underwater.

 

Granted, but we can all breath underwater anyway. But we would all still drown due to "breathing" in water. Sorry but a smart ass was the corrupter and you still breath water and drown...Yeah, dead.

I wish I never needed to sleep ever again.

 

Granted! But it causes you to hallucinate, and every-time you start to get attracted to somebody, they turn into Margaret Thatcher, or Tony Blair and behave in a very pedantic manner.

I wish I was making out with my mate on a trampoline.

 

Granted...But damn that sounds too hot to corrupt! Damn you Huskypup! Awwwww, now I want that!

I wish Huskypup would make easy to corrupt wishes!

 

Granted, but as a result he's not as much fun as he once was.

I wish on my way to Bermuda for a month...soft, pink sand; aqua waters without sharks; and a Dark & Stormy in my hand.

 

Granted, but you mysteriously vanish!

I wish I could make everyone super camp and happy!

 

Granted, now you're all in the loony bin.

I wish American Pharaoh wins the Triple Crown.

 

Granted, but turns out he was caught doping and lost all of his winnings.

I wish I could have three more wishes

 

Granted, but all your new wishes must benefit a toad.

I wish I was not always so empathic.

 

Granted. Now every time someone tells you their problems instead of being empathetic you laugh uncontrollably till you wet yourself.

I wish I had my dream body while eating anything I wanted.

 

Granted but you have to drink whatever your worst enemy tells you to drink for each meal you eat >_<... I hope that you enjoy drinking something you most likely hate ...

I wish that I was super happy all the time and didn't worry about things that I don't need to worry about.

 

Granted, but you fail classes because of it.


I wish that Imagine Dragons was in my living room.

 

Granted. But an actual Dragon appears in your living room and burns down your house. (At least you have a pet? His name is Flufffy.)

I wish I had a wolf that could stand on his hind legs and speak English.

 

Wish granted. But the wolf will follow you around and tell inappropriate or embarrassing jokes.
I wish I could travel the world.

 

Granted, you even get to do it on a magic carpet!

Unfortunately you go at a speed so extreme your skin falls off and you die.

I wish I could never have allergies again.

EDIT: Ninja attacked by Skittles.

Granted, but he falls for someone else. D:

 

Granted, but you loose your sense of smell.

I wish I could time travel.

 

Granted but the first time you time travel, you would forget that you did it & also the fact that you have this power!

I wish I was a PEREGRINE FALCON.

 

Granted, but you are highly sought out by the aristocracy and end up being a hunting bird!

I wish Dr Who would hurry the feck up and resume!

 

Granted but he suddenly decides to be a pirate and leaves the show !

I wish there were more interesting LGBTQ movies.

 

Granted, but it's in Spanish. Unless you can speak Spanish then it's in French
(and no subtitles)

I wish I never had to whiten my teeth again.