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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

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  1. sartorious

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    Granted, now they attract sewer rats...

    I wish i found the man of my dream tomorrow =)
     
    #7701 sartorious, May 22, 2015
  2. 00Shockwave00

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    Granted ....unfortunately he already has somebody.

    I wish I owned a restaurant.
     
    #7702 00Shockwave00, May 22, 2015
  3. MrSkittles

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    Wish Granted, but you have no costumers

    I wish a guy would actually like me
     
    #7703 MrSkittles, May 22, 2015
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    Granted. He's the guy you hate the most.

    I wish I was good at singing.
     
    #7704 Skaros, May 22, 2015
  5. sartorious

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    Granted, Now you cant stop singing and everybody found your voice to be annoying...

    I wish my dad isn't such a bigot
     
    #7705 sartorious, May 22, 2015
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    Granted, now your mom is.

    I wish I had more energy today.
     
    #7706 bi2me, May 23, 2015
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    Granted, but as you failed to state how you wanted your energy, it is in the form of car batteries.

    I wish I had more emotional energy.
     
    #7707 HugasaurusRex, May 23, 2015
  8. HuskyPup

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    Granted. But it comes at a steep decline in intellectual energy, such that you can no longer speak. But you do laugh, cry, whimper and make other exclamations with great zeal.

    I wish the USA wasn't so up-tight and conservative.
     
    #7708 HuskyPup, May 24, 2015
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    Wish Granted but the other countries are

    I wish I wasn't so dam horny all the time lol
     
    #7709 MrSkittles, May 24, 2015
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    Granted, Now you cant feel any sexual stimulation or feeling at all...

    i wish i gain 10 more pound while losing 2 % of body fat at the same time
     
    #7710 sartorious, May 24, 2015
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    Granted, but later on you will recieve twice the amount of the pounds and body fat you lost.

    I wish I were in a movie.
     
    #7711 The Wallflower, May 24, 2015
  12. MrSkittles

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    Granted, but the movie is the worst made in the worlds history

    I wish I had some more gay friends in my school
     
    #7712 MrSkittles, May 24, 2015
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    Granted… but they are already dating other people

    I wish i had a date tonight with my girl
     
    #7713 MsAnchor, May 25, 2015
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    Granted, but while out you get a really bad case of flatulence.

    I wish I could go back in time and change certain events in my life.
     
    #7714 HugasaurusRex, May 25, 2015
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    Granted. But changing them has unintended consequences, and when you return to the present, you find you're the father and star of a reality show featuring a family with 20 kids and planning more, living in a tin-roofed shack someplace in West Virginia.

    I wish HugasaurusRex was a humpy, hipster hippo.
     
    #7715 HuskyPup, May 25, 2015
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    Granted...But my eyes set on Huskypup...And I will not stop untill you are humped!

    I wish I was able to find someone who could put up with me.
     
    #7716 HugasaurusRex, May 25, 2015
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    Granted, but it is a 2 year old

    I wish I could meet Chris Evans
     
    #7717 MrSkittles, May 25, 2015
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    Granted, but he won't talk to you or look at you.

    I wish my mountains of laundry would fold themselves.
     
    #7718 bi2me, May 25, 2015
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    Granted, but for every piece of laundry folded, another piece gets unfolded XD

    I wish i got of my lazy *ss already and finally changed my old walpaper :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #7719 Diferent Kind, May 27, 2015
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    Granted, but it gets changed into something even uglier!

    I wish my kids would quit whining...
     
    #7720 bi2me, May 27, 2015
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