Granted, you hear all six billion people's thoughts and can not shut them out which drives you mad. I wish Ohio would approve same sex marriage.
Granted it wont be immediate though. and you will have to fight a war prior. I wish Australia wasn't so far behind in the issue of same sex marriage
Granted. Unfortunately, they never have anything nice to say. I wish I my students were more like sponges...ready to soak up everything they need and more.
Granted, but information leaks out just as easily. I wish the effing trains would stop being wimps and run on time. Severe weather conditions my arse!
Granted, but Benito Mussolini had to be raised from the dead to do it and Facism once more rears its ugly head. I wish we could hibernate through the winter without having to live in caves or holes in the ground.
Granted. but you shall remain it a comatose state for 3 months while your bills build up. I wish alcohol didn't make me tired
Granted, but it makes one so hyper as to short ciruit one's brain and you end up in a stupor anyway. I wish I could go to the Empire Bears' bar night this Saturday.
Granted, but when you arrive, you find out that Saturday night is now lady's night, for fur-suited female bears, who are having an all female furry convention there. I wish somebody would bake me a nice quiche, rich and light, with a nice, golden brown, flaky crust.
Granted, but it's so high in choleserol, and not the good kind, you have to go on a dairy-free diet. I wish winter ended after 12th Night!
Granted....by placing you on an asteroid where there ARE no other people around. I wish I could eat all the chocolate I wanted without gaining weight.
Granted, but the chocolate instead chips away at your eyesight as you become blind from all the chocolate. I wish I could grow taller.
Granted, but like Alice as you grow taller everything else grows smaller to the point you're permanently wedged in the rabbit hole. I wish I were curled up in a feather bed with the ideal partner, a good book, and three pugs at my feet.
Wish granted but you die after 1/2 a second (by the pugs ripping you to shreds) I wish gay marriage was more legal than straight marriage (ha-ha revenge suckers)
Granted but now Russia is hunting for straight people to kill rather then the Homosexuals and you shall have blood on your hands. I wish the next person the ability to lucid dream
Wish granted but my uncontrollable thought caused me to have a nightmare. I wish I had talent (like performing or something).
Granted you can now do origami but often will you get serverly injured hands from paper cuts I wish the next person to receive a box of chocolates from someone on valentines day.
Granted, but the chocolates are tampered with, resulting in severe sickness and a loss of trust in people. I wish I could make friends more easily and be less awkward around people in general.
Wish granted, but the new friends you make will be munchkins from the wizard of oz. I wish I could find love easily
You find love with pizza, but the carbs are unforgiving as you become morbidly obese. I wish the next person would clean my room.
