Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but animals can talk now and they're dirty liars.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

 

Granted, but now you hate the though of anything that you aren't allergic too.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

Granted, but now you can never ever stop moving so now you're always tired.

I wish I could go back to being my 19 year old self in sophomore year.

 

Granted, but your crush stabs you after s/he finds out you like him/her.
I wish I was a dragon and people accepted me as a normal being.

 

Granted, but every time you try and talk to someone, you will destroy the entire block with your firey breath.
I wish I could teleport.

 

Granted, but you never teleport to where you want to go.

I wish I got an A on all my exams.

 

You will get all A's on your exams, but you will be accused of cheating and suspended.

 

I don't know what you wished for but you are now allergic to dairy.

I wish to travel with the Doctor in the TARDIS.

 

You will be "EXTERMINATED" by a Dalek

I wish i can have the super power of phasing (like kitty from x-men)

 

Granted! But Every time you phased your body parts would switch places with other random people.

I wish I could rule the world!

 

Granted, but immediately after you have power over the world, it spontaneously explodes.

I wish that I wasn't philophobic.

 

Granted, but you now have bananaphobia.

I wish cats could fly.

 

Granted, but now I refuse to stop floating in front of your face.

I wish I didn't have such a sweet tooth.

 

Granted, but in order to get rid of it, you ate ten pounds of candy.

I wish I didn't have work tonight.

 

Wish granted, but you lose your job and are not eligable for unemployment.

I wish my college degree will garentee me a well-paying, steady job that I love.

 

Granted, but you'll become a workaholic and be forever alone.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

 

Granted, but he never want to have sex or see you at all

I wish I wasn't so shy

 

Granted, but he has short term memory loss and forgets who you are every 15 minutes.

I wish I could just come out to everyone and have it be happy times.

 

Granted however....I can't be mean because that's my wish to so ur wish comes true no side effects

 

I wish people could come up with wishes so that I can corrupt them, instead of wishes I do not understand.