Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but every time you do, you fart in mid air

i wish i could get the cash together to finance my wedding

 

Granted, but your soon-to-be spouse runs away during the ceremony, leaving you all alone at the altar.

I wish I had gone to bed when I was supposed to.

 

Granted, but your nose clogs up and your own snoring wakes you up.
I wish my nose wasn't f--ked up.

 

Granted, but in order to do that, surgeons completely destroy the rest of your face. Your nose looks great, though!

I wish drumsticks didn't break.

 

granted but every time you hit the drum it sounds like a tambourine

I wish I had a smaller butt

 

Granted. You now need a microscope to see it.

I wish I knew how to play the piano.

 

Granted, but every time you hit a sharp key, you hear the sound of breaking china

I wish I had someone to hug me right now

 

Granted by you get into an accident and lose your hands.(Though you should actually play. Woot Pianist!!! lol)

I wish I had more free time >_>.

Edit: Dammit Snow

Fine. Granted but that its the creepy old man from across the street.

 

Grsnted, but you never get much of a chance to keep busy

I wish I had someone to hug me

 

Granted, but "someone" is a two-year-old with severe explosive diarrhea.

I wish Obama would win the election.

 

Granted, but he gets assassinated. (Wish I didn't have to corrupt that!)

I wish I didn't have so much homework to do!

 

Wish granted, because suddenly you are completely paralyzed and unable to communicate. (Oh my god I'm really sorry o.o)

I wish the girl I like liked me back.

 

Granted, but you say something embarrassing (Don't worry, she still got a good first impression)

I wish I could get the nerve to ask that tenor to Homecoming.

 

(sadly, she's already a good friend, but she's straight ;_

Granted, but now they're a soprano!

I wish I didn't have feminine issues on a boy day =/

 

Granted, no more boy days for you.

I wish I had abs.

 

Granted, but you have a face like Harvey Dent.

 

ERROR: NO WISH GRANTED.

I wish that there was no hatred.

 

Granted, but now there is no love.

I wish that I had a boyfriend.

 

WHOOPS my bad o.o...

Granted, the world was blown up a second ago.

I wish this lesson plan was finished.

 

Granted, but it's in greek.

I wish people were more honest.