http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090618/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_dead_fly I'm sorry, after a night of hilarity with the movie reviews, I had nothing...
The Dark Knight He also goes on and on about how "spare the rod" doesn't technically mean "beat your kids", right after explaining on the FAQ...
I'd also like to mention that Winona Ryder never actually shoots ping pong balls from her vagina, and if that's the way that understood it, they...
Another title: "Homosexual Acts with Sounds Effects" And I think the leading track on the album should be: "Ejecting Ping Pong Balls from a...
How about "131 Uses of the Most Foul of the Foul Words by Children"?
The last quote on the Offenses to God page. I can't count how many times I've seen that used on these forums. Oh, if only he could make a visit...
My favorites from the Fight Club review: But the best would have to be: A bit wordy there. I'd call it...I dunno...having sex?
Look at the PotC: BP review, just because it has the lowest score: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/piratesofthecaribbean.htm It's a movie...
I was reading it to the tune of "My Junk" from Spring Awakening, but whatever works. Amityville Horror review, of the remake, under the Offenses...
I just read the review for The Exorcist - you would think there would be more under the Offenses to God category, but nope. It earned a solid 51,...
On the American Psycho review: Jesus fucking Christ... I had that in my sig just last week!
It's too good... It takes a fundy to call autonomy an inherently bad thing.
Poignant storytelling?
South Park got a 29/100, and is therefore less offensive than two adult males in a consensual relationship.
Times like this are why I stay on EC. Do we have a track listing for "A Giant Talking Female Private Organ"?
Of AIDS, you asshole. He rubs it in later in the article with: Shit-gurgling pile of cunt mustard. On a more positive note, I have a proposal:...
Holy shit, just read the BBM review...never once does he refer to us as gay people, homosexuals, or even queers. It's always "practitioners of...
Not only did they have a little pledge "signup sheet" that you could choose (but were strongly suggested) to sign, they passed out little ID-sized...
A Clockwork Orange got an even lower score, but its review points made me laugh hard: HE GRABBED HIS DICK
The site uses a scale of 1-100, with a 100 movie being the equivalent of a "G" in that it contains zero "offenses" whatsoever, and a 1 would be...
