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Harry Potter more corrupting than Rocky Horror, says religious review site

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    Im reading Scary Movie now, it got a 0 too xD So did Sin City (and i loved that movie!)

    NOT MIXED COMPANY!?!?!
     
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    Greg, I LOVE your usertitle :grin:

    Let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)!
     
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    Thankies darling! (*hug*) Its my favorite phrase ever now. Thanks for linking me to the southpark review haha!
     
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    On the American Psycho review:
    Jesus fucking Christ...

    I had that in my sig just last week!
     
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    I just read the review for The Exorcist - you would think there would be more under the Offenses to God category, but nope. It earned a solid 51, just slightly worse than Harry Potter.
     
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    On the lines of band and names and shizzle, I think Practitioners of Homosexuality have a track for the working progress album of "A Giant Talking Female Organ".

    Track 1; "Let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)!"

    "I'm no good, at this romance and shit,
    And I ain't gonna beat around the bush about it,
    But I want you, but I don't just want you by force,
    So please say yes to 'let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)!"
     
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    You will ALL be happy to hear Mary Poppins scored 100 (you GO Mary!)

    Others that made the cut?

    - Grandpa Friendly's Workshop: Making Friends (LOLOL)
    - Baby Miracle Volume 1: The Story of Creation (Ewmuch? Nasty Breeders.)
    - Who Gets the House (...?)
     
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    Amy had an idea to sing it to the tune of "Out Tonight" from Rent :slight_smile:
     
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    I was reading it to the tune of "My Junk" from Spring Awakening, but whatever works.

    Amityville Horror review, of the remake, under the Offenses to God category:
    I thought the Bible was full of that shit...?

    EDIT: A Giant Talking Female Private Organ
     
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    On the Marry Poppins page:

    I just peed a little. Not even kidding.
     
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    OMFG.

    I don't think I'll be able to go to my important A-level exam; I'm having way too much fun here. :grin:

    Mary Poppins.....:lol:
     
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    Do I even need to say anything? Really. This shit just mocks itself.

    And in their Questions and Answers section...

    I wonder if they know what gentle, loving and compassionate even mean.

    I propose another track for the album: Cake-n-Ice Cream Spirituality.
     
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    haha I love this thread..

    um though I may be a bit behind, Harry Potter is actually an amazingly close parallel to a lot of the Bible in the same way as C.S. Lewis's Narnia Chronicles.. And at no point is religion or God even mentioned, unlike His Dark Materials xD *smiley out of context*

    the reviews make a great laugh, though
     
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    My favorites from the Fight Club review:
    But the best would have to be:
    A bit wordy there. I'd call it...I dunno...having sex?
     
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    I think they missed the point of pirates.. stupid them:

    hmm xD
     
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    I love reading the reivew on Saved :slight_smile:

    http://www.capalert.com/capreports/saved.htm

    If you dont know, Saved is a smart and sassy look at alot of the horrible parts of the church. I watched this movie AT MY CONSERVATIVE DUTCH CHRISTIAN HIGHSCHOOL because the teachers thought it had many good points. That goes to show you it in fact is not just a GOOD movie, but an important one too.
     
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    Ok...

    ...i know im a gay male, but isnt the point of a dress to highlight the female anatomy? Unless you wear a....oh i dunno...BURLAP FUCKING SACK...isnt it going to pretty much just be a sign saying "here are my boobs"? xD
     
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    The last quote on the Offenses to God page. I can't count how many times I've seen that used on these forums. Oh, if only he could make a visit here. I'd love to see his reaction.
     
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