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Harry Potter more corrupting than Rocky Horror, says religious review site

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Technology' started by Wander, Jun 17, 2009.

  1. pirateninja

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    Practitioners of Homosexuality will have to send him a copy of "A Giant Talking Female Organ". :grin:

    God, this guy is hilarious. I want him to go into stand-up comedy. :grin:
     
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    We need more song titles.

    Im liking "posterior cleavage"
     
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    How about "131 Uses of the Most Foul of the Foul Words by Children"?
     
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    Does a position in this band require musical talent? I have none, but I'll become a groupie if I can't be a member.
     
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    Oooo! This is SO a winner.

    homosexual song/talk/dance/presence/practices

    It has a certain...Justin Timberlake quality to it.
     
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    Another title: "Homosexual Acts with Sounds Effects"
    And I think the leading track on the album should be: "Ejecting Ping Pong Balls from a Private Female Organ"
     
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    Sorry to go back on topic abit, but just looked at PotC BP review and one of the issues was
    "storm peril at sea "
    Now aren't storms just Natural and any storm damage is generally classed as an "Act of God" or is going to sea, just a very un-christian thing nowadays.
     
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    I'd also like to mention that Winona Ryder never actually shoots ping pong balls from her vagina, and if that's the way that understood it, they should be ashamed. They also failed to mention that the person smoking weed is a kid (like they do in every other offense).
     
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    The Dark Knight
    He also goes on and on about how "spare the rod" doesn't technically mean "beat your kids", right after explaining on the FAQ page that claiming to have the correct interpretation isn't a good enough excuse for God.

    Epic Movie
    The DaVinci Code
    Lots of jibber-jabber theology complaints, the only lol-worthy bit is
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    going to sea hmm well moses parted the damn thing and they do say act of god... oh well harry potter does encourage you to bath with a female ghost and a mermaid picture .... thats got to be curropting
     
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    OMG. I want these people to review Another Gay Movie. :grin:
     
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    these are from th RENT one...
    thong nudity? wtf, lol, good track title though!
     
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    "willing inappropriate touch"
    This one has to be a single!
     
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    religious ppl... they really have nothing better to do, do they?
     
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    Can I be in the band please? I play drums and trumpet....

    wow... just wow.
     
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    I'll play trombone! not that that is a very bandy instrument, unless it's a jazz or symphonic band...
    Oh well, we will break the norms!
     
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    Yeah, fuck the norms! This'll be an avant-garde band.
     
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    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezpC6iFTH8c[/YOUTUBE]

    Like that ^ :grin:
     
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    I'm totally stealing that name.