Incompetently flirt with the person above you

Well hey there handsome. Want to, uhhhh, go back to my place, and, uh, have sex?

 

Well hey... you look like you could use a drink. But seeing as I'm underage where I am, all I can get you is a grape kool-aid. Is that fine? Because you are

 

Oh you are for mia? really?? o-Que! so what if you are a gay boy, I'm sure I can help you become straight! Just lemme show you my Vida La baby! haha!

 

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together so it would be in a more logical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm order.

 

For you, I'd go straight well, not straight, maybe bisexual. More like, bicurious. Still leaning towards .girls. I'm talking kinsey 5.9 here.

 

hey, ok, so...im transgender straight guy, ok. so, um, can you stop liking female parts so i can you know, um, see your hot! and i got a hard pack here in my jacket, so if you can please go straight in bed it would be really swell!

 

Oh, pardon me, but I'm here from another planet. Could you be ever so kind as to teach me about human anatomy?

 

I don't often flirt with woman, but when I do, I prefer you ♪♥ :lol:

 

Are you jamaican? Coz jer-makin me crazy!
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What? Well,no, obviously you aren't jamaican, I just, I,... It's a line.

 

Do you like children? I have 12, six were fathered by the same guy, he's in prison now, but oh gawd, could he turn me on! now, my youngest two, twins, yeah i can really pop em out, well, they have this fungal thing, it is on their genitals, the doctor says its contagious but it looks fine to me! anyways so i was wondering if gay men like kids? cuz see i figure your a girl, right? haha! anyways *twirls curls in fingers that are stained with nicotine yellow* I'm kinda horney, see, and always thought it would be fun ti have sex with a gay guy cuz they are so sensitive to us women, ya know? and hey! would you like me to make u a baby?

 

Are you from another planet? Cause you have the skin of an Orion slave girl!

 

Hey, my Spidey sense is tingling. Can I ride you home to make sure your safe?!

 

You have the most beautiful.. Spiderman mask.

 

Hey baby, if you want I can show you my nice.... oh, I didn't get that this was a lesbian bar. My bad.

 

How bout you and me get together later, I know an awesome place down by the comic book store.

 

I'm sorry but I'm not all that good at this, but um I couldn't help but notice you alone and thought you could use some company if you don't mind someone attempting to flirt with you.. :icon_redf

 

if i could rearrange the letters in the alphabet i would put I and U first......did i say that right?

 

I just realized you look a lot like my next boyfriend :icon_wink

 

Nice butt. I would really like to touch it. It looks very round.

 

I uh.... um, you wanna? *runs off*