Corrupt A Wish

Granted, he forgets to brush his teeth and use mouthwash and the hairs in your nostrils burn off when he kisses you.

I wish the next UN Secretary General levitates into the UN complex.

 

Granted, but the UN complex gets bombed by every world power.

I wish I had some normal, fresh, 40 Degree (F) Coca-Cola to drink. (Ha! Corrupt that!)

 

Granted, you drink it through an enema up you.

I wish I had a nice sounding western name.

 

Granted, but people call you different names other than your own.

I wish I had a dildo

 

Granted, you share it with your family members.

I wish I could fence.

 

Granted, you become a white picket fence.

I wish I could be closer to my boyfriend -.-

 

First of all, congratulations, you have a boyfriend, or a potential lifetime mate.

Now to corrupt it...

Granted, he's glued to your arse.

I wish all of Taylor Swift's exes wrote a song about her.

 

That would be something odd explain to my parents as to why there is a 14 year old constantly sticked in my ass...

Granted but they all get shot by a hitman hired by Taylor herself

I wish i could be a cast member for SNL

 

Granted, you are now a mindless member of the audience.

I wish I had Gandalf's wand.

 

Granted but you get his looks as well.

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

No problem, I want a sexy long beard.

Granted, you're dead.

 

Wow, rude.

 

Not granted cos you never made a wish
I wish my family wasnt arguing right now

 

Granted, your family is having an orgy. :roflmao:

I wish I was out of the closet already.

 

Granted but now every time you go shopping the clothes around you thank you for making room, repeatedly and in very annoying voices.

I wish I could go swimming.

 

Granted, but you swim with piranhas.

I wish I could be closer to my boyfriend.

 

Granted, once again, he get's glued onto your arse.

I wish I had a bigger laptop.

 

Granted, but it's only 1mm bigger.

I wish my crush would text me right now to hang out.

 

Granted but they invite all their friends and family to hang out with you aswell...
I had some horrible corruptions for this wish but I felt too bad posting them >_<.

I wish I could have defined muscles and a six pack without having to eat healthy and workout >_>.

 

Granted, but your muscles are too heavy, so they fall away and you gain more weight than you had before.

I wish your dad was mine to own. (Lol)