Funny responses you got when you came out

:lol: You can literally see the cogs turn as their mouth opens wider to form the word "Oh". :icon_bigg

 

:lol: I have no other words to describe this, but this brought a laugh and a smile on face HAHAHA.

 

Me: I'm gay.
Friend: Dude, you already told me!

(He'd been there when I'd come out to somebody else. So I'd forgotten that he already knew!)

 

That's brilliant haha

 

yeahh i love that girl, she cracks me up:lol:

 

My latest coming out to a good friend from theatre. She's 15 and in love with a 20-year-old guy.
her: so that's kind of an unrealistic love
me: *thoughtless* speaking of unrealistic loves...
her: Oh! who is it?
me: no one
her: yesss, you're in love! who is it?
me: it's not going to work out
her: he's too old
me: no
her: he's too young
me: no
her: he's -
me: dude, it's not a guy
her:...
me:...
her:...
me:...
(this goes on for a while)
me: you planning on saying anything soon?
her: a girl?
me: what on earth made you think that? Yes, of course, if it isn't a guy.
her:...
me:...
her:...
me:...
her:...
me: seriously, have you lost your tongue?
her:...
me: *shighs*
her: *suddenly squeels* nice!!! You like girls.

coming out gets easier and easier. I really like that

 

Freshmen year I told a friend that I was gay and she was like, "Yeah and I just burned my toast, what's your point?"

 

I came out at work on purpose and everyone played telephone. I had a class with my best mate at work. After the class ended he flat out says "I guess we can't have any boob talk" to which I responded "We can still have boob talks."

 

I had already come out to my bestfriend, but she was still getting used to the idea of me being gay when this happened.
Her: Dude, M is totally flirting with you
Me: He is not!
Her: Well, he practically has a vagina, so its perfect!
Me: *spits water all over table and looks around hoping no one else heard that*
X) good times

 

My friend, a few minutes after I came out to her:
So... You're not attracted to boobs... How is it even possible? :eek: Shall I show you mine to convert you? :icon_bigg

Quite common response, I guess.

 

The newest classic is how my sister responded:

M: I'm like Billie Jo Armstrong - in all ways possible... I'm bi.
S: What?
M: I'm bi. Bisexual.
S: You like guys?
M: That's bi.
S: Oh.

Just found the having to define it part funny.

 

Basically told one of my best friends and her boyfriend tonight that I was gay, and her was response was to say that "we can get baths together now."

 

I wasn't planning on coming out then but it's till funny looking back. I was sitting with a girl friend and two guys (who are both gay) and they were talking about guys they like, when my friend looks over and says

Her: "Sorry we're talking so much about this. Must be kind of uncomfortable being the only straight guy."

Me: "Welll..." :rolleyes:

Her::eek: "Wait... *whispers* are you...?"

I told her I was bi and she was fine with it. I just loved the face she made since she "never would have guessed."

 

At a party, I run into a cool former coworker who left a couple of months ago (aka before I was really out)

Me: So, I'm moving to (city in New Jersey that's close to Manhattan)
Her: WHAT?? Beertruck, you need to get in the city!
Me: Naah, this actually really nice...
Her: Yeah but you don't want to deal with those Jersey girls, we gotta get you some POON!
Me: uh.
Her: Gotta get you some POON!
Me: I'm uh.
Her: POON!!!
Me: No, I think I'll be good on the poon front, I'm not really into that anyway...
Her: NOT INTO POON??
Me: Yeah uh. I guess most people don't realize that about me.
Her: *awkward silence as the realization dawns on her*
Me: So... how's your new job?

 

Response from a female friend last night: "Oh shit, we can't get married now."

 

:roflmao:

 

Acquaintance: So you wanna go to the strip club with us sometime?

Me: Yeah, I'll go, but I'm not really into women.

Acquaintance: How can you not be into women?

Me: I'm just not into women

Acquaintance: Why?! Are you religious or something?!

Me: I'm gay

Acquaintance: But you're still into pussy, right?

 

*send drunken text to mom at 4am*
mom shows everyone thinking it was a joke
mom asks me if it was true and i say yes
mom makes me a sandwich

... it was funny at the time

 

Me and my bestie:

Me: [Boyfriend] has always said he wouldn't mind if I made out with another girl.
Friend: Boyyyys.
Me: I know right? xD
Friend: Well he better not get his hopes up.
Me: Why? *eyebrow wiggle*
Friend: ... what, you're bi?
Me: Yu-huuuuh.
Friend: YES! I knew I'd turn you with my feminine whiles! Now we can elope like we planned!* <3


* My Best friend is as straight as an arrow yet frequentely comes on to me and other girls when drunk. xD