Funny responses you got when you came out

Loved it XD
Once a friend asked me if the person I was dateing at the time was a girl, when I didn't deny it she responded "I thought so, you can't be straight and not have the hots for Puck (from Glee)"
Another time I actually came out to all my friends at school at the same time. Apparently I didn't made my self clear enough because minutes later when we were walking down the street to get some ice cream one of my friends told me she could present me a friend of hers how is also a lesbian, and one of my friends turned to me with a really surprised face and asked "wtf? you like girls? when did you com out?!" We all started laughing uncontrolably XD

 

There's a joke in my circle of friends that I've always been pretty slow on the uptake. So it really should've come as no surprise to me that, as I started discussing the issue with my friends, all of their responses were "We all pretty much knew that already, sweetie. You've always liked girls a lot more than guys, and you talk more about attractive women than attractive men." My best gay friend told me he had always known, and was just waiting for me to come out.

The best response, however, was my den mother from when I was going to school in southern Ohio. Almost ten years older than me and my friends, she has always taken care of us. The conversation, however, has pretty much been immortalized.

me: So... I think I'm pretty sure of this now. I don't like guys. Not romantically, or sexually. Or... well, you know what I mean.
her: You think you're a lesbian?
me: ...yeah. That hits the nail pretty much right on the head, really.
her: *after a long pause* Honey, we know already. Now, get out of the closet; you're mussing the coats.

I about died laughing. Any apprehension I had about discussing this with my friends disappeared with those words.

 

A few responses:
Me: I'm lesbian.
Friend: So?


Me: I'm gay
Friend: Well, duh


Me: I'm gay
Brother: Nice . WOW, wait. You don't like G (his gf), do you?


Me: I'm gay
Other brother: Let's go check out girls.


Me: I'm lesbian
Friend: About time you came from behind those dresses (it's funnier in Dutch)
Me: I hate dresses, and you know that.
Friend: Yeah, that's why you wanted to come out of the closet.


Me: I'm gay
Friend (male): Damn, I just wanted to ask you out.


And also a few: 'Yeah, I know' 'I could've told you that' 'I figured' 'Doesn't make you special either' 'Explains a lot' and some more, from guys 'hot' 'Let's check out girls' 'You don't like [gf], do you?' And that kinda shit

 

Lol, nice. I wish my parents were like that.

 

At a party chatting to my friend
Me "Tj, im gay"
Tj "seriously?"
Me "yeah"
Tj "holy shit, we need to go to town together and check out some girls"

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Some random girl at a party "is it true youre a lesbian"
me "yeah, why?"
her "so whos fitter me or rosie?"
Me "you, i guess"
Her "yes, i knew it!"

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Some random girl at a party "is it true youre a lesbian"
me "yeah, why?"
her "so whos fitter me or rosie?"
Me "you, i guess"
Her "yes, i knew it!"

 

Other person: "What do you mean it's one of the most important issues for you?"
Me: "I'm gay myself"
Other person: "No you're not, you just straight-bi"

 

Me: I'm gay

Guy friend: Do you still want to have sex with me?

Me: You don't have a vagina.

Him: So? Pretend I'm a Swedish supermodel

Me: . . .

Funnyish.

 

Me: Mom I gotta tell you something!
Mom: Okay
Me: Umm... I'm (She proceeds to interrupt me)
Mom: Your not on drugs are you? Do you need to go to rehab?
Me: Uhh..... NO! Im gay!
Mom: Thats it. Honey I already knew. Can we go to Ikea now?

 

Me: Hey B, I gotta tell you a secret.
Her: Yes?
Me: I'm gay.
Her: ...Well of course you are.
Me: Wait, what?!
Her: Gay means you like guys. So we're both gay.
Me: ...No, B. No. Gay means you like people of the same sex as you.
Her: Then what does lesbian mean?
Me: The same thing, only lesbian is only for girls.
Her: Why do they get a word to themselves?
Me: Because we're special.
Her: ...Oh. I guess I'm not special then. But now I get to show you off because I have a 'special friend'! So did you do last night's homework?
Me: I wouldn't exactly call me your 'special friend'... And yes, I did.

 

When I came out my older brother, sister and mother they always said kinda figured. I do not have the gay stereotype because it is hidden by the computer nerd one. so that kinda freaked me out but was funny just the same.

 

One person from my GSA (a straight girl)
We were discussing being out of the closet or something along those lines.
I whispered to her, "Yeah I'm not out of the closet at all,"
Her: "Wait are you a lesbian?"
Me: "Yeah"
Her: "Wow. Does A know?" (she is another lesbian in our GSA)
Me: "Heh no, I'm still very much in the closet."
Her: "Ohh I love secrets. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, but you should tell her."
Me: "I will eventually."
Her: "Sorry, but you just don't 'seem' like a lesbian you know."
Me: I just laughed.

 

Last night I came out to an ex (not really an ex... we had a thing for a week but I was at college and he was home so we didn't see each other... but anyways). This was our conversation:

Me: (paraphrasing my really long coming out speech) I'm semi-bi.

Him: That's hot. Seriously. Not to take the topic lightly...

Me: Ahahaha. That's not the answer I was expecting but I'll take it.

Him: That's the answer you're going to get from any straight guy. True facts.

Sadly, I think it really is true. :lol:

 

so i was talking to a friend of mine (M), who knows i'm bi. actually we were talking about the girl i like, and a different girl (Y) comes up and says "hey guys, whatcha talking about?" Y is not exactly the brightest crayon in the box. she's really girly and peppy...so i said "nothing really" and she kind of wandered off a little bit. I continued the convo with M in a way that no one would understand if they were listening in, and Y comes back randomly and asks me: "are you gay?"
M bursts into laughter, and for the first time in my entire coming out process, i just turned to Y and flat out said "i'm bi", no hesitations or added details (whoo!). Y giggles, claims she knew it, saying "everybody thinks i'm really dumb but i just act like that for comic effect." this statement confused me slightly, and a minute passed before Y goes, "So who's the girl you like?"

lol

 

I was going to make my first signed post on EC asking for help/advice, but the perfect oppourtunity to come out to my brother with no chance of anyone else knowing came up, so I did. Here is what happened:
Me: C, what would you think if I was bisexual?
C: Why should I care? It's not like you will be going out with me!
:newcolor:Why am I ridiculously so happy about coming out? Even though I was careful to say my bisexuality wasn't certain yet

 

Me:Well....I'm Gay *Friend*
Friend: I'm Bi!
Me: o_o
Friend: LETS GO SHOPPINNNNNNNNG!

 

When I was 17 and had just broken up with my first girlfriend, and was upset and needed someone to talk to. My friend invited me to come and stay at her house for the night. I was still deep in the closet at the time.

We were drinking hot chocolate when I told her.

Me: So yeah, I got dumped.
Her: Really?! I didn't know you were in a relationship! Who was it?
Me: *concentrating on stirring my hot chocolate* ... Anna.
Her: O__O ... Cool! So which one was the girl in your relationship?

I thought that was quite funny. And although it was a such a stupid question, it was fair for her to ask that since she had spent all her life looking at things from a very heterosexual perspective. After I explained her how things really work she started asking all of her other friends on msn whether they were gay too. Unfortunately none of them came out of the closet that night.

 

Me: So I wanted to tell you I'm gay.
Friend: That doesn't matter, as long as you don't change.
Me: being gay is like a mogwai eatting after midnight, ya know.

 

that's awesome, well done!

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Not my story, but this happened to my friend.

She told me and another girl that she was gay, and the other girl responded "I knew that bra we found in your bed wasn't yours!" They then had a little arguement over who's bra it was XD It was pretty amusing

 

LOL Just Came out to friend who I thought was going to have negative reaction.

Freind TEXT: You want to know how I know your gay? You like "Gay Pride" on facebook.
Me TEXT: Hey! Who told you I way gay!?
Friend TEXT: lol I was just kidding bro
Me TEXT: I wasn't....
Friend TEXT: O_O
Me TEXT: Ya dude.... I'm gay!
Friend TEXT: That's cool man! As long as your happy.

Well that went well! :lol: