Funny responses you got when you came out

My Mom: I don't care you're still my kid

 

I got a new one.

Catching up with a friend (via MSN Web Cam) that I had lost contact with after their family emigrated to the States just after she left school. I decided I needed to come out to her as she was asking lots of questions about boyfriends etc.

Me: boyfriends ain't my thing, now girlfriends there have been some interesting ones.
(silence)
Door behind my friend opens and her mum comes over
Mum: Hello you two, what are you to gabbing about (walking away doing something in the background)
Friend: Rach loves pussy
me poorly atempting not to giggle out loud
Mum: Really, I always thought Rach was a dog person
me and friend both failing miserably to stifle giggles
Mum: Ooooooooooooohhhhh

 

:roflmao:

I lost it after reading that. Amazing.

 

this one happened to me yesterday:

me: so just wanted to tell you..im gay
C: okay thats cool lol. so is the protocol now for me to go "omg lets go shopping?" or is that only if im a girl?
me: only if youre paying. i have very expensive tastes and i'll let anyone take me shopping!

 

Friend: So, are you gay?
Me: Yeah, I'm bi.
Friend: Oh, that's what I thought.

I was a total glass closet case.

 

So in the first week of college I have to go through the long laborious process of coming out to EVERYONE. At one point I come out to my friend Chris who shouts, "Oh! Do you have any special talents? Like sword fighting?"
I respond saying that I feel uncomfortable answering that question. Another guy agrees that it is a rather awkward question.
Chris after a few more minutes says, "OH! NO no no no no. I mean like - ACTUAL sword fighting. Wow that was rather dirty of me. Oops."

 

A while back when i wsn't tooo sure to friend:
me: so...erm. yh got someting to tell u..it's not realy a big deal, but u should no...so um yh i'm bi
THE friend: sooo that means u like girls and guys ...right?

We look eachother and just laughing stupidly... (wot a muppet)
me: yh it does.... Genious!

My mums friend...: is he sure? as in how does he no....? (thanks, i could/can prove it? hehe)
My nan, bless her....: well ....it would explain all the really pretty girls at his party..... (the nicest one)
sooo many funny ones...lol.
joex

 

:roflmao: that's what I thought when I first read it too. Parry, parry, thrust and point

 

...Since when does gay connotate sword fighting?









Don't answer that.

 

I believe he had just seen the gay blade

 

I could've gotten sword fighting as my gay super power? Lame! I'm stuck with my amazing ability to drink vast quantities of milk!

 

This just kinda happened at work the other night. Not planning on coming out to them or if it would be considered coming out. But 2 of my co workers, older women, were talking about how hot basketball players are and the athletic type is gorgeous etc...

my response was

"Well maybe all except football players, they wear all those pads and stuff you cant see whats going on. Besides the over toned athletic body doesn't really work for me."

They kind of just looked at me for a second and on of them said "Well Jr would like them." Jr is my openly gay boss.

 

Before i told one of my friends not long ago i said i need to tell your something it's important and i was crying and she was like ARE YOU PREGNANT? lol.

 

Ha!

 

I dunno. I'm under the impression that he's in the same boat that I'm in, but.. Meh. I don't think that I can work up enough courage to ask him the one question that could/would possibly ruin our friendship. If anything, I'll nag B about it until she asks him. If the answer is -crosses fingers- yes, then I'll stop playing hard to get (he doesn't get it at ALL, I do believe.. :dry: ). It's quite sad, actually. My 'girlfriends' get what I'm doing, but all he sees is me acting slightly more perverted around him than usual. Or he does get what I'm doing, but hasn't called me out on it. -shrugs-

 

I told my 7 closest friends...We were all sitting down, this is what happens:
me-"I am dealing with my sexuality"...I like both guys and girls (in denial at this time)
7 friends "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Pauses
me-"So yes, just wanted to let you know"
Friend 1-"Thats okay, we still love you"
Friend 2-"Yes, I don't have issues with it"
Friend 3-"Wow, I sorta knew you had an issue"
Friend 4-"It's not that bad, there's heaps of gays out there, and bi's
Friend 5-"Wow, I thought you were going to say you had a terminal illness
Friend 6-"Yeah man, I though you were going to say you had 3 months to live!!! Geez!
Friend 7-"Well on the bright side, we can go shopping together! Finally!"
At this point, my dad just went from dull to awesome!

 

At this point, my dad just went from dull to awesome!

I meant to say day, not dad!

 

Friend: Are you gay?
Me: Yeah
Friend: So what are your plans for tonight?
Me: :eek:

 

well heres mine
ME:blah blah blah I'm Gay, I've always been gay, i just never realized it. yada yada
after a LONG silence
WIFE:"I don't want to hurt you, but I always thought you were. I just didn't know how to tell you without hurting you!"