Freudian Slips

My friend said
"I don't have money for drugs"
instead of
"I don't have money for anything."
it was so funny.

 

In 8th grade, me and my friend were complaining about how much we weighed, as we had just weighed ourselves.
I was like "eeurrghh, I'm 2 whole kilos heavier than you," to which she replied, "Yeah, but your boobs weigh like 50 dollars"

Oh, and I also debate, and thankfully I haven't said anything too bad, but some of the stuff my opponents have come out with has been pretty funny:

"Hi, I'm the speckond speaker"

"Look, we're just going to have to nip this in the butt"

 

"Wait a sex" happens a bit on MSN.

"Panadol [a paracetamol tablet]: the answer to all life's problems". Overdosing = bad.

I'll probably remember more later.

 

That reminds me of a good one I witnessed two years ago when I had debate class. There was this Girl A who was debating against her friend, Girl B. Girl A was referencing a previous debate for some reason: "In a former debate against a former friend..."

 

Me on the phone (and in all seriousness): "I'm not as dumb as I am."

 

Hahahahaha, I've done this one a few times, as well as the variation "I'm not as dumb as I are" .

 

My favourite is when once on the news when they were talking about the war on iraq and the man said ".... blah, they have weapons of mass deception in America..." Talk about ironic.

 

Hehe i love how you came out with a freudian slip while talking about freudian slips!! It's not oral, but aural, as in to do with listening skills, not to do with mouths! I wish I could have oral lessons, where do you get them from??? :roflmao:

 

One of my friends said that once. I didn't know it was a common occurrence.

 

My brother was singing the "I am so smart, S-M-R-T" song but was planning on doing the alternate version "I am so smart, S-M-A-R-T" but accidentally said "S-M-I-R-T" I had a good laugh...

 

I had a really embarrasing one last night.

My ex-crush (whom is a douche and I don't like at all, even as a friend), Hillary, had come into my biology class.

I was telling my mom about it, and I wanted to say, "I was inside biology" but I ended up saying, "I was inside Hillary."

Awkward...

 

:eusa_doh: That's not one I saw coming.

 

Didn't actually happen to me but....

During choir in highschool we had a sub one day, and when we had subs the choir president (my best friend) had to take charge. She said..."Ok, first we're going to warm up together and then we're going to split off into sexuals" (meaning sectionals)

 

Me talking to someone:

"You better not gay (rest of sentence)"

I meant to say

"You better not have"

LOL

 

well my fav is just the ironic explanation: a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
=P

 

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Just to point out, a lot of these are actually what are called Spoonerisms - swapping parts of two words. The only one that comes to mind that I commonly do is there is a shop called "Tai Chi" which I commonly refer to as "Chai Tea".

I work as a DJ at a roller rink for customers of all ages, and thus do a lot of public speaking over the microphone daily. The worst I've ever done is mix up the word "Can't" for ... well, I'm sure you can guess. Luckily it went unnoticed.

 

In grade 7 or 8 I had came home from school and my mom asked how my day was. As I had just been in science class during which my teacher brought in a cow's skull and some various other animal bones I had 'bones' on the mind.... So as you can imagine in response to my mom's question, I answered very simply: "I had a boner". Needless to say, I was rather embarrassed and hurried out of the room without an explanation :icon_redf

 

college my gods I will never forget biology discussion semen and its chemical composition being : sperm. fructose. water. ascorbic acid (Vitamin C) citric acid ...

This girl in the front row blurts out then why does it taste salty...

lmao in 1978 it was funny not quite fruedian but lol my Mom went to her death never living down the song Wracked up like a deuce..she sang loud and clear wracked up like a doushe lmao

 

LMAO!!!!!! "...then why does it taste salty.." that just made my day!