Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you realize how annoying you are.

I wish I brought something here with me. Bored out of my mind.

 

Granted, but your means of entertainment shall be forever limited to that one thing.

I wish I could sleep well everynight.

 

Granted, but you're put into permanent slumber.

I wish my pupils were a different color.

 

Granted, but you see everything in the same tint as your pupil colour.

Wish I had some food.

 

Granted, but you have to eat it for a mokbang youtube video

I wish I could have infinite wishes

 

Granted, but every time you make a wish your hand transforms into branch for few minutes.

I wish I could manipulate the time itself.

 

Granted, but every time you make a wish your hand transforms into branch for few minutes.

I wish I could manipulate the time itself.

 

Granted, but you age along w it.

I wish I had no work today

 

You're fired.

I wish I was a morning person.

 

Granted, but you become a werewolf that changes every night instead of just a full moon. You have to satiate your bloodlust in order to be energized in the morning.

I wish I didn't have to write a ten page paper.

 

Granted but you have to swallow all the ink you were going to use writing.
I wish I had a massive fluffy pillow to hug

 

Granted.
But e pillow explodes and all the feather or stuffing now starts growing, exponentially and dominates planet Earth.

I wish I had less of a bubblebutt.

 

Granted, you now have a Nicki Minaj butt

I wish people would stop yelling and giving me headaches

 

Granted, but you have now lost your hearing permanently.

I wish I could be done with high school like...right now.

 

Granted! You're mistakenly arrested due to looking exactly like somebody else, and sent to reform school.

I wish Donald Trump had to wear clown make-up whenever he gave a speech.

 

Granted, but he can do really cool tricks too.

I wish I were not so confused right now.

 

Granted, you're no longer confused, because you're in a coma.

I wish I got paid big money for posting on this site!

 

Granted, you'll be given a giant one dollar bill.

I wish people loved each other.

 

Granted! But everyone loves each other a bit too much, and without any caution, so that the entire world becomes HIV positive. Though on a (somewhat) cheery note, there's no longer any stigma surrounding AIDS, because it's the new normal.

I wish Santa Claus would give out spankings instead of presents this year.

 

(Waaaao) granted, but after each spanking where the akin tears he rubs salt onto it.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early