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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. WhereWeWere

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    Granted, but there is no cheese

    I wish the snow would go away
     
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    Granted, but the glaciers melted too and global warming just got bigger

    I wish I had a Flying Mint Bunny
     
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    Granted, but it gets hit by a car and it can't fly anymore.


    I wish it wasn't so cold outside.
     
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    Granted, it's now boiling hot.

    I wish I had a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets
     
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    granted but they are expired

    I WISH... I wish I didn't go complete fan boy over Troye Sivan
     
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    Granted, but you fanboy over someone else instead.

    I wish I didn't have silly crushes on celebrities.
     
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    Granted, but now that infatuation transfers to your close friends ruining your relationships with them.
    I wish I could weight 10 pounds less retaining my current muscle mass and body fat percentage(to explain it makes wrestling easier)
     
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    Wish Granted. However, for each pound you lose, you lose a significant pleasant memory from your past and it's replaced by an image of Donald Trump.

    I wish that I owned a huge pirate ship Yacht, in which I could host extravagant parties for my friends.
     
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    Wish Granted. However, for each pound you lose, you lose a significant pleasant memory from your past and it's replaced by an image of Donald Trump.

    I wish that I owned a huge pirate ship Yacht, in which I could host extravagant parties for my friends.
     
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    Granted, but each time you do the ship sinks and all of your friends drown excluding you.

    I wish it was colder outside. (Everyone's saying it's too cold and over here it's finally at a comfortable temp at night!)
     
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    Granted but you now live in an ice age

    Is wish I had a girl friend
     
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    Wish granted, but she rarely ever communicates with you and is likely cheating on you.

    I wish I could teleport into any video game world at will.
     
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    Granted, but you're often killed (and you can feel the pain) and you re-spawn each time, only to be killed again.

    I wish I could get out of my doc's appointment tomorrow
     
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    Granted but you end up in hospital in a coma

    I wish I could move out of my parents house
     
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    Granted but you become a hobo

    I wish I was Peter Pan and never grow up
     
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    Granted, but now you're a minor and your wicked step mother took away your Internet access.

    I wish that fat people would stop sitting on me.
     
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    Granted, but now all the skinny people sit on you and it's just as bad

    I wish I could do a duet with Ellie Goulding and fangirl all over it afterwards
     
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    Granted, but the duet is voted "Worst Song of 2015"... ouch

    I wish I didn't have to be 18 to go everywhere I want to go
     
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    damn duplicate post
     
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    Granted, but now all the places you want to go are over-run with toddlers

    I wish I didn't have to try so hard in order to be considered "smart"