Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but no one will care about music anymore.

I wish I had not gotten sick.

 

Granted, instead, you lose all your hair at age 18.

I wish everyone in the world was transformed into talking ducks.

 

Granted, but everyone is eaten by crocodiles, alligators, ad anything else that eats ducks.

I wish I looked more androgynous and people had to ask whether I'm a girl or boy so I could tell them neither (specific, I know).

 

Granted.
But now you become a celebrity and everyone's following you and you're saying,"No paps please.".

I wish I did'nt have a feminine voice.

 

Granted. Instead, your voice is so low, that's it's frequency is beyond the range of human hearing.

I wish I had my own, personal submarine, with which to explore the world's oceans.

 

Granted but it malfunctions often.

I wish I could ballroom dance with someone.

 

Granted, but it is someone that you hate.

I wish my parents understood my gender.

 

Granted. But they don't understand your voice anymore, or anything you write or type.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

Granted, but you now can't see anything except human bones. Nothing at all...

I wish science was easier.

 

Granted. Unfortunately, your brain has become dumber, so you still can't understand science.

I wish I could stop being so nervous and worried about this weekend's competition.

 

Granted! Instead, you develop amnesia, and forget all about this week's competition, or even what a competition is.

I wish could follow the yellow brick road, and meet the Wizard of Oz.

 

Granted, but the Wizard of Oz turns out to be a big fraud that doesn't know the first thing about anything.

I wish I had food.

 

Granted, but it all turns out to be plastic.

I wish I was sexy.

 

Granted, but everyone else in the world is extremely unattractive

I wish my nails would clip themselves

 

granted but you forget how hands work.

I wish I wasn't so effeminate

 

Granted. Instead, you are so manly, testosterone is practically oozing out of you and you become obsessed with sports, working out, and wrestling with friends.

I wish my hair wasn't so frizzy and poufy.

 

Granted: You immediately go bald.

I wish somebody would get in a tickle fight with me, who was more ticklish than I am. (Which would be hard, 'cause I'm very ticklish)

 

wish granted but u r so young that u don't know how to walk and talk and basicly cant do anything

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i wish i had a everlasting supply of japonise food

 

Congratulations enderfield, you wish has been granted. However, all your food supply is waaaaay past it's expiry date causing you to have painful tummy aches.

I wish I was a successful movie star!

 

Granted, but you end up being like Lindsay Lohan

I wish I wasn't so afraid of everything