Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but they're all water-damaged

I wish i could get past this writers-block

 

Granted, you walk around the Writer's Block. It's in a big city. But you still can't write about anything.

I wish there was a comfy way to sit at the moment.

 

Granted, but the comfy way to sit restricts your ability to do anything other than sit.

I wish my car would start reliably every time.

 

Granted, but nothing else works.

I wish I had the motivation to get my work done.

 

Granted, but you forget to breathe when you work

I wish I was less empathetic.

 

Granted, but then everyone leaves you alone because you can't help them.

I wish I'll get good grades on my tests next week!

 

Granted, but then you fail all of your other tests.

I wish that my wish wouldn't get corrupted.

 

Granted, but since that is all you wished for, you vitually get nothing...

I wish my imaginary boyfriend wasnt so imaginary...

 

Granted, but he's into a B. O. fetish.

I wish this situation was sorted... :/

 

Granted, but then another one pops up!

I wish caffeine would wake me up.

 

Granted but it gives you extreme diaherrea.
I wish I was a fish!

 

Granted! It was covered with bacteria!

I wish I have a hot body.

(let see how you ruin that)

 

Granted you are now on fire.
I wish I was at a concert.

 

HAHA, the pun.
Granted but you got trampled by over-excited fans!

(let's try this again)
I wish I have a fit, attractive body.

(no puns here)

 

Granted, your boyfriend is fit and attractive, and he's all yours. XD

I wish I understood Calculus.

 

Granted. But now you don't understand physics.
(how is that ruining a wish with the boyfriend thing?)

I wish I have multiple genie bottles.

 

Granted. However, genies come separately.

I wish to be touched in a... friendly... way.

 

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish my boyfriend and I weren't long-distance.

 

Granted, but then you have to deal with dirty socks and underwear every single day

i wish i could make my family understand me

 

Granted, but if they understand you they might go insane

I wish I could a backflip