Hey... Err... You look cute with that wood paneling backdrop. Wink! (Shit, I'm supposed to wink and not say it.)
You're lips, perched on that beutifal triple chin is the must-have for making out, just like a treadmill is a must-have for losing weight.
i seem to have my Congressional metal of honor, i may have dropped it down your pants can i check? (i love my friends)