Granted, he forgets to brush his teeth and use mouthwash and the hairs in your nostrils burn off when he kisses you. I wish the next UN Secretary General levitates into the UN complex.
Granted, but the UN complex gets bombed by every world power. I wish I had some normal, fresh, 40 Degree (F) Coca-Cola to drink. (Ha! Corrupt that!)
First of all, congratulations, you have a boyfriend, or a potential lifetime mate. Now to corrupt it... Granted, he's glued to your arse. I wish all of Taylor Swift's exes wrote a song about her.
That would be something odd explain to my parents as to why there is a 14 year old constantly sticked in my ass... Granted but they all get shot by a hitman hired by Taylor herself I wish i could be a cast member for SNL
Granted but now every time you go shopping the clothes around you thank you for making room, repeatedly and in very annoying voices. I wish I could go swimming.
Granted but they invite all their friends and family to hang out with you aswell... I had some horrible corruptions for this wish but I felt too bad posting them >_<. I wish I could have defined muscles and a six pack without having to eat healthy and workout >_>.
Granted, but your muscles are too heavy, so they fall away and you gain more weight than you had before. I wish your dad was mine to own. (Lol)