:lol: You can literally see the cogs turn as their mouth opens wider to form the word "Oh". :icon_bigg
Me: I'm gay. Friend: Dude, you already told me! (He'd been there when I'd come out to somebody else. So I'd forgotten that he already knew!)
My latest coming out to a good friend from theatre. She's 15 and in love with a 20-year-old guy. her: so that's kind of an unrealistic love me: *thoughtless* speaking of unrealistic loves... her: Oh! who is it? me: no one her: yesss, you're in love! who is it? me: it's not going to work out her: he's too old me: no her: he's too young me: no her: he's - me: dude, it's not a guy her:... me:... her:... me:... (this goes on for a while) me: you planning on saying anything soon? her: a girl? me: what on earth made you think that? Yes, of course, if it isn't a guy. her:... me:... her:... me:... her:... me: seriously, have you lost your tongue? her:... me: *shighs* her: *suddenly squeels* nice!!! You like girls. coming out gets easier and easier. I really like that
Him: Hey man i just had the best sex in the world Me: what was their a guy and a girl with you Him: What?! No, thats just strange Me: Well its not that strange. Him: Yeah it is, do you know anyone that would look forward to that kind of sex everynight getting it up the *** while giving it in her v***** Me: Yeah Him:Who Me:... Him:... Me:... Him: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Your joking arent you?! (punches my shoulder) Me: No. Him: Yeah you are you jerk stop playin with me, so do you (i cut him off) Me: NO IM NOT Him:... ME:... Him: so that means you like banannas Me: yeah Him: and the va j j Me: yeah Him: At the same time Me: Sometimes it makes for a good night Him: Oh um well err psh uhhh so your bi? Me: No I dont like anyone and ima go sit in a cave and die alone, duh im bi Him: Oh ok well why didnt you just say so I love this guy hes the best friend Ive ever had and I dont think that will ever change
Freshmen year I told a friend that I was gay and she was like, "Yeah and I just burned my toast, what's your point?"
I came out at work on purpose and everyone played telephone. I had a class with my best mate at work. After the class ended he flat out says "I guess we can't have any boob talk" to which I responded "We can still have boob talks."
I had already come out to my bestfriend, but she was still getting used to the idea of me being gay when this happened. Her: Dude, M is totally flirting with you Me: He is not! Her: Well, he practically has a vagina, so its perfect! Me: *spits water all over table and looks around hoping no one else heard that* X) good times
My friend, a few minutes after I came out to her: So... You're not attracted to boobs... How is it even possible? :eek: Shall I show you mine to convert you? :icon_bigg Quite common response, I guess.
The newest classic is how my sister responded: M: I'm like Billie Jo Armstrong - in all ways possible... I'm bi. S: What? M: I'm bi. Bisexual. S: You like guys? M: That's bi. S: Oh. Just found the having to define it part funny.
Basically told one of my best friends and her boyfriend tonight that I was gay, and her was response was to say that "we can get baths together now."
I wasn't planning on coming out then but it's till funny looking back. I was sitting with a girl friend and two guys (who are both gay) and they were talking about guys they like, when my friend looks over and says Her: "Sorry we're talking so much about this. Must be kind of uncomfortable being the only straight guy." Me: "Welll..." :rolleyes: Her::eek: "Wait... *whispers* are you...?" I told her I was bi and she was fine with it. I just loved the face she made since she "never would have guessed."
At a party, I run into a cool former coworker who left a couple of months ago (aka before I was really out) Me: So, I'm moving to (city in New Jersey that's close to Manhattan) Her: WHAT?? Beertruck, you need to get in the city! Me: Naah, this actually really nice... Her: Yeah but you don't want to deal with those Jersey girls, we gotta get you some POON! Me: uh. Her: Gotta get you some POON! Me: I'm uh. Her: POON!!! Me: No, I think I'll be good on the poon front, I'm not really into that anyway... Her: NOT INTO POON?? Me: Yeah uh. I guess most people don't realize that about me. Her: *awkward silence as the realization dawns on her* Me: So... how's your new job?
Acquaintance: So you wanna go to the strip club with us sometime? Me: Yeah, I'll go, but I'm not really into women. Acquaintance: How can you not be into women? Me: I'm just not into women Acquaintance: Why?! Are you religious or something?! Me: I'm gay Acquaintance: But you're still into pussy, right?
*send drunken text to mom at 4am* mom shows everyone thinking it was a joke mom asks me if it was true and i say yes mom makes me a sandwich ... it was funny at the time
Me and my bestie: Me: [Boyfriend] has always said he wouldn't mind if I made out with another girl. Friend: Boyyyys. Me: I know right? xD Friend: Well he better not get his hopes up. Me: Why? *eyebrow wiggle* Friend: ... what, you're bi? Me: Yu-huuuuh. Friend: YES! I knew I'd turn you with my feminine whiles! Now we can elope like we planned!* <3 * My Best friend is as straight as an arrow yet frequentely comes on to me and other girls when drunk. xD
