Granted! It also removes the enamel, and whatever other layers a tooth has, and a new law has been passed that all dentures must be glow in the dark lime green. I wish the Democrats would elect The Incredible Hulk for president.
Granted but he is assassinated the moment you meet them. I wish for a arcade of old gaming machines (e.g Pacman, donkey kong)
Granted, but he is stuck in the matrix and you can only communicate over IM. Also all of his messages are encoded in EBCDIC. I wish I had a Ferrari.
Granted, but every time you attempt to drive it gains consciousness an yells at you for stepping all over it. I wish I was famous.
Granted, but you became famous because of a very embarrasing accident on tv. I wish I won the lottery.
Granted, but you go bankrupt soon after (sad but true, for a lot of winners - but I digress....) I wish it wouldn't snow tomorrow.
Granted it will hail tomorrow and will most likely cause property damage I wish for people to stop what there doing, and do any sorta crazy movement when they hear "Harlem Shake"
Granted, but all the people who hear the Harlem Shake alarm will start having epileptic seizures leaving you in a street filled with unconscious and or crazy people. I wish I could rewind time.
Granted. but you rewind your age and memories alongside it and will be stuck in a paradox forever. I wish i could reanimate my imagination
you re-animate your imaginaton, but the cost of your sanity. i wish the maple leafs would win the the winter classic
Granted! But they fail to win a single game after this for the next 10 years. I wish reality TV shows would go away, and never come back.
Granted. They are replaced with re-runs of Samara's cursed videotape: uncut edition. I wish my family would let me get on with my own stuff once in a while.
Granted, but your hobbies suddenly turn for the worst as you slowly drift into insanity and your family ends up putting you in a home. I wish I could hold a guy's hand at school and not be treated like a freak.
Granted! However, it's your twisted headmaster's implimentation of a new buddy system. I wish I could be lying on a beach in Bermuda with a ginger, bearded bear drinking a dark and stormy.
Granted. The bear's a real, and very hungry rare ginger bearded Bermudian grizzly. I wish tiredness was a non-fatal and easily curable disease with a vaccination available.
Granted, but the vaccination is highly addictive and you start becoming anti-fatigue shot junkie. I wish I could acquire any knowledge in the world in less than a second.
Granted but all the knowledge shall be in a foreign language unable for you to understand. I wish the next person a very nice day.
Granted. However, I've an appointment with my therapist which will force me to take a look issuses which are painful, and I'll have to go out into icebox which is upstate NY this time of year. Enough to turn any smile upside down.:badgrin: I wish that all the Christmas stuff were already boxed up, put away, and all the cookies given away.